Corrupt A Wish Game

[Piter Lauchy]

Granted. You can't download anymore.

I wish that my next room mate is a cool guy/gal/other.

[alleightbits]

Granted. Your next roomate is Ice Man.

I wish I wrote a book.

[Mikkofier]

Granted, but no one will publish it.

I wish I could will myself to forget stuff at will.

[alleightbits]

Granted. You now have amnesia.

I wish the Earth was destroyed.

[Hacchi]

Granted. I have incinerated this anthill. That counts as earth, right?

I wish for a sandwich

[alleightbits]

Granted. The sandwich contains raw beef, mustard seed, and rat poison.

I wish raocow had 30k subscribers.

[blue_kirby]

Granted, but all of them are rude people who make the comments section of raocow's videos very toxic and uninviting.

I wish Sonic and Mario switched games.

[Hacchi]

Granted, but the wildly different game mechanics are unsurvivible, and they ask to be switched back.

I WANT ADVEEEEEEEENTURE IN THE GREAT WIDE SOMEWHEREEEEEEEE!

[HamsterZerg]

Granted. Now you're in Soleanna.

I wish a certain someone would just realize that he keeps calling Brachiosaurus a mammal.

[alleightbits]

Granted. raocow now knows this.

I wish those hoverboards were finished.

[Gardenolva]

Granted, but they exploded during testing.

I wish raocow becomes a voice actor of an anime.

[july]

Granted, but most of his lines are cut and he's reduced to an extra. The resulting anime is watched by ten people, all employees of the studio.

I wish for the earth to move very slightly further away from the sun.

[Hacchi]

Nothing of interest happens.

I wish to have something to desire

[Wolfolotl]

granted. you now have a pirated copy of Touhou 13, Ten Desires. something in the game's code got messed up during downloading, so now the game crashes when you reach the Stage 1 midboss. also you're being fined ten thousand money units because the government found out you pirated stuff

I wish for a fish

[HamsterZerg]

Granted. But since you had a coupon for a 2-fish meal from Long John Silver's, you should have wished for two fish.

I wish I could speak watermelon.

[alleightbits]

Granted. You can only speak "black-seed watermelon".

I wish I wasn't so unconfident.

[Willhart]

Granted. You are now more confidential, get to keep a lot of secrets, and get excessively paranoid as a result.

I wish for a poem.

[Wolfolotl]

granted. it's written by Richard Dawkins and even just looking at it is enough for your eyes to roll back into your head from the sheer amount of bullshit it contains

I wish I was a manta ray

[HamsterZerg]

Granted. Manta rays have a genetic trait that lets them know that Richard Dawkins actually knows what he's talking about.

I wish to have the first seven seasons of Kitchen Nightmares on DVD.

[Vinyl]

Granted, but they're all scratched up and can only play the first 30 seconds of any random episode

I wish I could be paid to do absolutely nothing

[Mikkofier]

Granted, you're paid for lying motionless, without breathing, for 8 hours every day.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

[WasabiJellyfish]

Granted, you're paid for lying motionless, without breathing, for 8 hours every day.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

Granted, you know have the ability to move telephones and televisions by touching them.

I wish I had made a level for MaGLX2.

[Gardenolva]

You've made yourself an unimpressive troll level. It is so unimpressive that Horikawa made it a secret level that raocow or those who played MaGLX2 won't bother to find it.

I wish for a beautiful phenomenon happening right now.

[No Lynch]

Granted. I'm posting right now.

I wish that homework wasn't mandatory.

[Wolfolotl]

granted. homework no longer exists. you just stay at school until everything gets finished and not a second earlier

I wish I was in a Skype group chat with my friends