Corrupt A Wish Game

[BlackDS]

This is a fairly simple game that I have brazenly stolen from else where

Rules :
No Corrupting your own wish
Give someone else a turn too.

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.

Example of Wish and Corruption

Wisher: i wish i was rich.

Corrupter: granted,but only for 2 minutes then the stock market crashes and your just another bum.

I'll start,

I wish; That I had more free time.

[Daze]

Granted. A hurricane's canceled school, but it's cut all the power, and there's no going outside.

I wish I didn't have to do the homework for my chemistry course...

((I feel like I've seen this before, just like you said. I remember it being kinda fun.))

[kilon]

Granted. A hurricane's canceled school, but it's cut all the power, and there's no going outside.

I wish I didn't have to do the homework for my chemistry course...

((I feel like I've seen this before, just like you said. I remember it being kinda fun.))

An actual real life situation here.
Granted. You manage to find all the answers on the internet. But when there is a magnesium fire, you try to put it out with water, which obviously only intensifies the fire.

I wish the weekend was one day longer this week

[strawberrygirl]

Swine flu hits your school/collage/work and you get the swine flu taking another day over the weekend to get better. (if that makes sence)

I wish my cat could do tricks.

[BlackDS]

But then your cat would try to do a trick, and fail, resulting in death.

I wish that I stopped getting banned.

[Daze]

Granted. Your folks forgot to pay for the internet, so you can't get online at all anymore.

I wish I could wake up earlier...

[BlackDS]

You wake up 2 minutes before the end of the earth, so instead of a semi-peaceful death in your sleep, you get a highly painful death.


I wish I was a moderator

[Agent J]

Granted

Everyone leaves the forums.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

[Blinx]

Granted.

I wish I could fly.

[BlackDS]

But then you fly too high and burn to a crisp from the sun.

I wish I did my spanish project sooner.
I also wish that Spanish never existed.

[Real]

I wish I did my spanish project sooner.
I also wish that Spanish never existed.

Why, BlackDS, it didn't. But thanks to your umanly wish the influence spanish have had on glorious language of english talk is now undone, so you all sound like 4-year olds.

I wish I had slightly longer fingahs.

[Daze]

Granted. You've been transformed into a chimp.

I wish I was better at swing dancing...

[BlackDS]

Granted. You've been transformed into a chimp.

I wish the trees would stop talking to me.

[Time Traveler]

Granted. You've been transformed into a chimp.

I wish to be transformed into a chimp.

[Wareng Teng]

Granted. I turned into a chimp.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Argumentable]

Ok, but you only have one wish so you can't actually wish for it.

I wish that I didn't have to sleep

[randoguy101]

Okay, but you still involuntarily sleep.

I wish for 5 banana cream pies

[BlackDS]

Granted. You've been transformed into a chimp.

I wish that all our base are belong to us. :)

[supercharizard64]

Granted, though they all blew up 4 chimps later.

I wish I was BlackDS´ twin.

[Argumentable]

Granted, but you are his siamese twin so you always have to hang out with BlackDS

I wish I was more productive

[BlackDS]

Then, you become so productive you have enough free time to invent the time machine. After testing it on several hundred homeless crazy people, you realize you just started another nomadic race in the 15th century. They destroy everyone in their path, and you cease to exist.


I wish my girlfriend's boobs were a few sizes bigger.

[Chernobog]

granted, then since she has big boobs she dumps you for another guy and leaves you with no one and no boobs.

I wish I had a dollar.

[Time Traveler]

Well, okay, too bad it's counterfeit. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I wish my girlfriend's boobs were a few sizes bigger.

I wish I knew why BlackDS feels the need to claim he has a girlfriend when the contrary is fairly obvious

[Daze]

Granted. The truth is so horrible, you go terminally insane.

I wish I had a better work ethic...

[kilon]

Granted. But now you work to much and you forget about any (social) contacts besides work and they leave you.

I wish I had more luck.