Corrupt A Wish Game

[Phail]

Granted. A shooting star hits your newly bought ferrari california.

I wish I had a life.

[Alexander]

Granted. A shooting star hits your newly bought ferrari california.

I wish I had a life.

Granted.
You have a life.
A thousand lifes!(Lives)
You never die and everyone around you does and then you cry hahah.

I wish I had a hard Zelda to play.

[DyslexicWombat]

Granted, but your head explodes due to the difficulty.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted. (said before? not read the thread)

[supercharizard64]

Wish said before. Wish is so uncorrupted it cant be real. It isnt.

I wish the person who answers this wish is raocow.

[kilon]

Granted. Unfortunately you have no idea about it since I took over kilon's account because I am mad he has a higher postcount...

or something.

I wish the time wouldn't pass so fast on times you want it to go slower.

[Blinx]

Granted, instead, time just stops when you're having fun and you can't do anything for the rest of eternity!

I wish Blackds would be unbanned on christmas.

[Argumentable]

No.

But if he was he would post a billion topics and then people would get upset and leave the board forever and it would just become the Blinx and BlackDS happy hour.

I wish I was down in El Salvador, where I could jerk off with my gun and kill the poor

[supercharizard64]

Granted. But you shot yourself with your gun during your happy time on accident and there were no medications so you bled to death for several hours unable to do anything.

iWish.

[ultratowel112]

iDon't grant and corrupt. Everything iDon't, Droid does.

I wish I ...

[Sillyman]

Granted ... From now on you shall forever be trapped in elipses ...

I wish everything well established on TvTropes was true.

[ChillaxestPrankster]

Granted ... From now on you shall forever be trapped in elipses ...

I wish everything well established on TvTropes was true.

Alright, let me give this a try.

Granted, now world chaos has ensued ecause of all the riddiculous things that have now become true.

I wish this christmas vacation would never end.

[Sillyman]

Granted. You get no pay, however.

I only wish to catch a fish... so juicy sweeeeeeet!

[Phail]

Granted. But the fish you catch isin't juicy and sweet at all. :< Just dry and bitter. Also you turn into Gollum, if you aren't already.

I wish I had an afro.

[ChillaxestPrankster]

granted, but then...you have a friggin afro, thats bad enough. :)

I wish my comuter was also a coffee maker.

[Sillyman]

.sdrawkcab hsiw I

Granted. Your car ("commuter") now produces coffee. Unfortunately there is no way to turn the coffee-making feature off, and it eats through fuel like nothing else.

[SpikyRat]

I "grant" forwards.

I wish that I wasn't listening to some stupid sports thing on the TV in the living room.

[Chernobog]

Granted, you're listening to the screams of your family and everyone you've ever cared about being murdered right in front of you.

I wish that my shirt was blue instead of orange.

[Sillyman]

Granted. It is now blue, and so are you, and your window and everything is blue for you and yourself and everybody around etcetera...

I wish fish dish splish.

[Chdata]

Your wish has come true. But now your wish has expired since you already used it and now all or any effects now do no apply.

I wish that the next person FAILS without any side effects happening to me or anything/everything else.

[sunwarrior25]

Your wish is so confusing that I failed to grant it before it expired.

I wish I could make up my mind.

[supercharizard64]

Granted. You cant make your own mind up now because you have no mind to use to make a mind.

I wish ka-boom.

[kilon]

Granted. All you need to do is come with me in the labratory some day.
..
wait, now it isn't corrupted...


I wish it wasn't so damn cold. But on the other hand it shouldn't be to hot either.

yes, that is one wish.

[sunwarrior25]

Granted, but the 3 Bears came home early.

I wish I wasn't so scared of heights.

[Chernobog]

Granted, now there's nothing to hold you back when skydiving. In fact, you're so NOT afraid of heights, you decide to go without a parachute. In the ecstasy of being finally freed from your irrational fear, you think yourself immortal. But as you plummet to your doom, you realize all too late that not fearing something doesn't always mean not being cautious about it. Too bad.

I wish that my back would stop hurting.

[sunwarrior25]

Granted, now your front hurts.

I've been stuck in the same place in an MMO for hours now, and am getting a little annoyed at watching everyone else breeze past me. I just wish I could get through this area without getting frustrated and leaving again.