Corrupt A Wish Game

[Wareng Teng]

Granted, they are now larger.

I wish this damn thread would go to die (lol hypocrite)

[Kraze422]

Granted, but then you die because you can't feed off of corrupting other peoples desires.

I wish I could move forward in time as I please.

[FRK]

Granted, but then you die because you can't feed off of corrupting other peoples desires.

I wish I could move forward in time as I please.

Granted. You moved a little bit too much and you DIED
I wish Kraze didn't use a bad word in her sig

[GVirusG]

Granted. Now he uses even worse words DX (such as *SHOT*)

I wish I knew the truth about Jesus and the bible.

[kilon]

Granted. Now she uses even worse words DX (such as *SHOT*)

I wish I knew the truth about Jesus and the bible.

fixed that for you.

About your wish.. granted. and it turned out to be exactly as I imagine. meaning, if you believe in Him, you might want to reconsider your thoughts.

I wish Christmas holiday starts now.

[Kraze422]

Granted but the knowledge is so convoluted and crazy your mind explodes.

I wish my computer would stop randomly shutting down on me

[supercharizard64]

Granted. Youre computer now says "btw, I fucking love you" ahead of time and then shuts off, so its not random anymore.

I wish for the ability to tear paper cleanly in half, having ripped only once, and receive 3 pieces.

[strawberrygirl]

Granted, people now think you are now some god. A religon is bassed around you and many people join. The reigon is so popular that it almost beats christianity. This angrers the pope and has an assain kill you and makes it look like an accident. Once some one found out that your accident was a murder, they tell every one and a massive war starts. Many people are killed, and destuction is every where.

I wish I had my chickens back :(

[Chernobog]

Granted, but now your family has been taken away.

I wish Kraze and Kilon didn't both grant (I assume, since Kraze's response otherwise doesn't make much sense) the same wish.

[Alexander]

Granted, but now your family has been taken away.

I wish Kraze and Kilon didn't both grant (I assume, since Kraze's response otherwise doesn't make much sense) the same wish.

Granted, they now grant everyone on earths wishes, at the same time, including yours.

I wish.

[SpikyRat]

I corrupt.

I wish it would snow this winter.

[ultratowel112]

Granted. It snows so much that you can't go outside. It starts to freeze on the power lines, making them so heavy that they all fall. You are stuck inside for a week with no electricity.

I wish the d-pad on my computer controller wasn't horrible.

[Chernobog]

Granted, now your computer is horrible. And completely inoperable.

I wish that I had some Tylenol.

[Alexander]

Granted, now your computer is horrible. And completely inoperable.

I wish that I had some Tylenol.

Granted.
You try to O.D. on it because the problems in your life are closing in,
Unfortunately, because it's TYLENOL and O.D.ing on TYLENOL is damn near impossible, your liver shut down and it takes you two weeks to die. As you have no liver, the two weeks are unbearable beyond all words. You die a slow, and PAINFUL two week death.

I wish I could meet Dick Valentine, the lead singer of Electric 6.

[Aposke]

Granted.
While talking to Dick, he starts to think you want to convince him to quit the band. The more you tell him that you're not, the more he believes you want Electric 6 to split up.
Your conversation ends with Dick shouting and throwing vases at you.
On the next day, you read that the band has split up.

I wish that there was a way to get to my house after 8:00pm without having to walk 3 miles.

[ultratowel112]

Granted. You get one of your friends (or somebody you know) to drive you to your house. Everything is fine for a week, but then you are in a horrible accident. You only break an arm, but the driver of your vehicle dies. There were two infants, a mom, and a dad in the other car. They all die. You can't live with yourself knowing that this accident wouldn't have happened if you would had just walked home every day. You commit suicide.

I wish 4chan never existed.

[Alexander]

Granted. You get one of your friends (or somebody you know) to drive you to your house. Everything is fine for a week, but then you are in a horrible accident. You only break an arm, but the driver of your vehicle dies. There were two infants, a mom, and a dad in the other car. They all die. You can't live with yourself knowing that this accident wouldn't have happened if you would had just walked home every day. You commit suicide.

I wish 4chan never existed.

Granted. Now think about your wish.

I wish for a cup of Ryoko Cup-a-soup.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eq2-WH7WoE)

[Booo95]

Granted, but you get it from Soviet Russia and it eats you.

[kilon]

I wish Booo would make a wish I can grant.

[Booo95]

Granted, but it has no loop holes.

I wish for universal peace, there are no other universes, no weapons, no intent from anyone to hurt anyone else, everybody has a brain chip that filters angry thoughts out, there is no religion to fight over and nobody is capable of creating religion, any and all machines with AI have no reason, intention, or way of rebelling, and everybody gets free pastries such as pie, cake, honey rolls, cinnamon rolls, etc. whenever they feel like by just saying that they want one, and it shall appear in front of them.

[Argumentable]

Granted, but a giant meteor is discovered to be hurdling towards the earth, and the only way to save the planet is to use weapons (which don't exist) to blow it up. The meteor hits the earth and those who are not killed instantly become irradated by the comet (its radioactive I forgot to mention this.) The ones who survived slowly become sicker and more miserable, perhaps mutating slightly, eventually, and painfully, dying a horrible green death. Also the cinnamon rolls have too much sugar in them.

I wish I could get anything from stores for free without having to resort to illicit means such as thievery.

[Booo95]

They use the pastries to protect the planet. The cushion is so thick that it bounces the meteor back into space.

Granted, but everything you can get for free sucks.

I wish for a dying puppy with a disease that could kill us all.

[Alexander]

Granted.
While talking to Dick, he starts to think you want to convince him to quit the band. The more you tell him that you're not, the more he believes you want Electric 6 to split up.
Your conversation ends with Dick shouting and throwing vases at you.
On the next day, you read that the band has split up.

I would love that.
And even if they did split up, they would never get to that phase where the release a ton of really bad music.

I would still feel awful and be very sad though.....

[kilon]

They use the pastries to protect the planet. The cushion is so thick that it bounces the meteor back into space.

Granted, but everything you can get for free sucks.

I wish for a dying puppy with a disease that could kill us all.

Granted. Unfortunately the puppy dies before he can spread the disease and the virus can't live on within a dead puppy causing them all to die.


I wish I had just a bit more money so I could buy that one thing.

[supercharizard64]

Granted. Money munchers came out of the ground before you got to the store and ate your money though, so too bad.

I wish for a shooting star to smash into california.