Corrupt A Wish Game

[alleightbits]

Granted. Nobody bothers to chat; they just sit there in silence.

I wish I could eat anything.

[Hacchi]

Granted, here have ONE anything. What do you mean it's just a Dum-dum?

I wish I could have a cracker

[Gardenolva]

Granted, it's a firecracker.

I wish for the world's smallest air conditioner

[No Lynch]

Granted, it's too small to keep you cool.

I wish I could sing well.

[ScribePennington]

Granted, but whenever you record it, it sounds like shit


I would like a copy of Mario Maker.

[HamsterZerg]

Granted. However, Popple steals it, Painis Cupcake steals your gamepad, Strong Mad steals your Wii U, Master Shake steals your television, Nightmare Foxy steals your closet, Waluigi steals your blanket, the Plasm Wraith steals your pillow, Queen Sectonia steals your bed, Malacoda steals your toilet, Yuga steals your fridge, Dimentio steals your ceiling, Vilgax steals your basement, and the Big Red Guy steals your left leg.

I wish I could get these thieves to return what they stole.

[Mikkofier]

Granted. They broke it.

I wish I were flawless.

[alleightbits]

Granted, you have less flaws. Not flawless, though.

I wish I could drink poison and live.

[HamsterZerg]

Granted. You can now survive after drinking orange juice.

I wish EA and Visceral would get to work on making Dante's Purgatorio.

[Gardenolva]

Granted, the game costs $200. (What do you expect from EA of today?)

I wish that....

Vilgax steals your basement

[Willhart]

Granted, the game costs $200. (What do you expect from EA of today?)

I wish that....

Vilgax steals your basement

Granted, but we don't have a basement so they give us one for free instead. Thanks.

I wish for a sudden brilliant or timely idea.

[No Lynch]

Granted. Unfortunately, it isn't 1599, so the idea isn't of much actual modern value.

I wish I had self-propelled motivation to actually do my schoolwork.

[Mikkofier]

Granted. You now have a propeller beanie that plays motivational music.

I wish no one ever came up with screamer pranks.

[alleightbits]

Granted. They call them "suprise shout pranks" now.

I wish for another wish.

[Hacchi]

What do you think I am, a fairy? Wishing for more wishes doesn't work!

I wish I lived in a cool cave.

[kumuhmuh]

granted, but the cool cave is a cool cave of monsters and you are completely unarmed. good luck!

i wish that i was competent

[ScribePennington]

Granted you are now a competent serial killer.




I wish for more futurama seasons.

[Hacchi]

Granted, it ends up suffering from seasonal rot and everybody hates it.

I wish I knew how to do everything.

[alleightbits]

Granted. You know how to do any task whose title begins with "everything".

I wish I had a working NES.

[july]

Granted, you've got an NES now, but no games, nor any way to acquire games.

I wish caramel was a form of currency.

[Telamon]

Granted, but now you need a refrigerated purse/wallet.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

[Piter Lauchy]

Granted. Cats are now allergic to you.

I wish programming came easy to me.

[july]

Granted. Programming (by other people) seems to easily make its way into your hands. You aren't any better at actually doing programming, though.

I wish that whoever responds to this wish doesn't get their wish corrupted.

[Minnakht]

Alright, well, I'll write it in such a way that instead of being corrupted I'll just get an unsatisfying outcome.

I wish I had someone else's severed hand buried in my backyard.

[HamsterZerg]

Granted. It starts stinking up the entire neighborhood in twelve seconds.

I wish people would just get over the lack of English voice acting in the American version of Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth.