Corrupt A Wish Game

[Paperkoopa]

Granted, but after some time you get terribly annoyed and start to hate animals, resulting in slaughter and death.

I wish my holidays wouldn't feel so empty and boring.

[Argumentable]

I watched him all the way back when he had a cockring and was playing super demo world

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

Reason: STUPID

[Dan]

I watched him all the way back when he had a cockring and was playing super demo world

Granted

[Argumentable]

lmao what are tabs

edit: why was i even in forum games in the first place???

edit2: I wish I knew what Daniel Jackson's post that he deleted was

[GlitchedGhost]

Granted, but when you go to use it, you find out it's counterfeit and the cops arrest you.

I wish for amazing pineapple powers.

(waitwut?)

[Ashan]

Granted. You have the power to turn into a pineapple. You do it, and now you're a powerless pineapple lacking sentience and you sit there and rot.

I wish I had the patience and motivation to read more.

[Octagon]

Granted. The first thing you pick up and read is an eldritch note that drives you insane.

I wish I had a decent way to get the La-Mulana remake

[Daarkbuu]

Granted, but said decent way gives you a version of the game that is glitched beyond playability. I wish I had some laundry detergent.

[paste]

Granted, but it makes your clothes so clean that they are all transparent.

I wish my legs wouldn't fall asleep when I sit on the toilet for a long time.

[Ashan]

Granted. You don't have legs any more so now they can't fall asleep!

I wish for a sandwich.

[GlitchedGhost]

Granted. It's moldy!

I wish for a flying carpet.

[Argumentable]

Granted, but you have to be me for a day

I wish bartle could be me forever

[Ashan]

error 404: wish not found

[Argumentable]

Try reading up a couple posts you'll see one

[Ashan]

Granted. He has perfect vision, but he's too lazy to scroll all the way up to see the previous wish.

I wish for a new website to waste my time on.

[Paperkoopa]

Granted, but you cannot control when. Now you'll always have to run around like this:

I wish religious people would listen about my arguments on why a god is highly improbable.

[GlitchedGhost]

Granted. The price of freedom now comes with an actual price, one far too high for anyone to pay. Everyone becomes enslaved, and then an alien race comes along and takes control of the Earth and everyone on it. But hey, at least everything else is free right?
But wait, because the aliens control everything, now nothing is free. We barely get a slice of bread a day.
Good going.

I wish for straight hair.

[limepie20]

Granted. Your straight hair repels gay men, so you're outta luck, buddy.

I wish for a ten-letter alphabet and dogs.

[Ashan]

Granted. Alphabet soup now has over 50% less contents per can, so that kinda sucks.
Also, you now have dogs but they're already dead.

I wish mr rom came back.

[Octagon]

Granted. Your head explodes, since “everything” includes unspeakable amounts of Youtube comments and crappy fanfiction, not to mention even worse things.

I wish I could talk to people

[ano0maly]

You can talk to people while they sleep. When they talk back, you're asleep.

I wish that this thread was pinned.

[Jesuiscontent]

Granted, but you're pinned with it.

I wish I didn't need to sleep anymore.

[Ashan]

Granted. Turns out you're Jesus v2.0 and you come back 3 days later.

I wish for the ability to make a happy, non-shedding kitten appear at will.

[limepie20]

Granted, Ashanmaril likes necrophilia and bestiality, so joke's on you.

I wish for four hundred suicides.

[GlitchedGhost]

Granted. You commit suicide, come back to life, commit suicide, come back to life, etc four hundred times.

I wish that my roommate and I could be in the new house already. (I'm currently sitting in a hotel room surfing the interwebs waiting for the realtor and my roommate's mom to get here so we can have the keys to get access to the house.)