Corrupt A Wish Game

[ano0maly]

-es.

I wish there were more emoticons in talkhaus.

[O'Largill]

wish not granted

I wish genies were not so consistently malevolent

[ano0maly]

Granted. Now they are prejudiced and subjectively malevolent.

I wish for lasagna.

[Ashan]

Granted, but you're allergic.

I wish mr rom would come back.

[freelop]

Granted but argu bans him

I wish chakalaka flavour crisps were more widespread

[GlitchedGhost]

Granted, but his voice eventually annoys you to insanity. You commit suicide.

I wish that my roommate would stop failing at doing things like walking.

[Bwarch]

Granted, they now fail at doing the important things, like helping pay rent.

I wish to have a nice, juicy burger.

[Vector]

Granted, but it's made of people.

I wish it were September already.

[ano0maly]

Granted, but you don't wake up until it ends. ;)

I wish Microsoft programs were of better quality.

[Ashan]

Granted. They're the most amazing quality you could possibly imagine, but you're stuck with a piece of crap iMac.

I wish I could fly.

[GlitchedGhost]

Granted, but only for 5-second periods and then it requires a 24-hour recharge rate to fly again.

I wish for a super delicious, healthy smoothie that wouldn't poison or kill me in any way.

[Mindez]

Granted, and it is a most delicious and healthy 5ml teaspoon of smoothie.

I wish that my laptop would stop ignoring the fact that I've inserted a USB drive and give me access to my damn files!

[Kraken Guard]

Wish granted!

Unfortunately, the files are corrupted, and your computer is infected with virus and needs to get fixed.


I wish...

... I wish I could be able to take darn screencaps!

[Ashan]

Granted. You steal one of these and now you're in jail.

I wish the cover art changing on audio files wasn't so finicky.

Edit: oh, and in response to this:

Granted, but only for 5-second periods and then it requires a 24-hour recharge rate to fly again.

I see no problems with this. 5 seconds of flying a day doesn't sound bad at all.

[GlitchedGhost]

Edit: oh, and in response to this:

Granted, but only for 5-second periods and then it requires a 24-hour recharge rate to fly again.

I see no problems with this. 5 seconds of flying a day doesn't sound bad at all.

Man, I'll just have to try harder.

Granted, but when you attach the cover art to a music file, your computer blue screens and doesn't turn on ever again.

I wish I didn't have to deal with adults acting like children at work.

[huntert]

Edit: oh, and in response to this:

Granted, but only for 5-second periods and then it requires a 24-hour recharge rate to fly again.

I see no problems with this. 5 seconds of flying a day doesn't sound bad at all.

Man, I'll just have to try harder.

Granted, but when you attach the cover art to a music file, your computer blue screens and doesn't turn on ever again.

I wish I didn't have to deal with adults acting like children at work.

Granted, but that includes you and you never find fun again.

I wish that gum flavor was truly long-lasting.

[Vector]

I wish that gum flavor was truly long-lasting.

It now lasts forever. You are unable to rid your mouth of the flavor of gum.

I wish for a Wii.

[Ashan]

Granted, but you don't have access to any games or the internet, forcing you to scroll back and forth on the menu for fun.

I wish that someone would grant this wish.

[Mindez]

Granted, but only to an alternate you that exists within a hypothetical theoretical parallel dimension in which what is is not as it is and a single choice on your timeline played out differently. Man, that parallel dimension you gets all the breaks, huh?

I wish that the next person to post would make a wish.

[Argumentable]

Granted

I wish Mindez would die a horrible, long, painful death

[Mindez]

Granted

I wish Mindez would die a horrible, long, painful death

Granted. Unfortunately, you now exist in a world without me, which is a damned shame.

I wish I were still alive, though.

[Sturg]

Granted, but you're now dead in eleven other worlds.

I wish salami was a fruit.

[Dan]

Granted, it was, but that was just a phase.

I wish I had never read those books

[Ashan]

Granted. You never read them because you were never born.

I wish for a better computer monitor.

[GlitchedGhost]

Granted, but then your tower proceeds to spontaneously combust after using the new monitor for a few minutes. Everything else catches fire around the computer, leaving you with a bunch of damages that insurance won't cover.

I wish for a pet raven.