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Corrupt A Wish Game

...or in other words: post-whoring
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this happens.
Unfortunately, the toast is so delicious that everything else only tastes like plain old crackers to you from now on.
You can't get yourself to eat anything except toast anymore and eventually suffer protein deficiency.

I wish for a problem.
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Granted, but it is already solved (Is that even possible?)
I wish for a giant baboon playing a bassoon.
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Granted. However, its bassoon playing is really less-than-stellar, and... That's it really. Your baboon sucks at what it was specifically made to do.

I wish I could lucid dream more frequently.
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Granted. You're lucid dreaming that you get shot in the face so you wake up instantly. Now you don't ever want to lucid dream anymore.

Complete OT : I swear, I barely ever heard of lucid dreams before, and since Monday I hear about them absolutely everywhere. That's kinda weird.


I wish for a friendly crocodile pet.
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Granted, but they taste exactly like humans, and are also burnt.

I wish that I had an extra one-dollar bill.
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Granted, the internet explodes leaving you both unable to read this corrupted wish and also unable to be distracted by it.

I wish it was Summer Break already.
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Granted, a thermonuclear war breaks out and causes a warmer season to arrive immediately.
Now it's summer break for everyone. Forever.

I wish I hadn't read freelop's post.
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Granted

I wish I could poop legal currency for whatever area I currently spend in
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Your wish "therefore I am" has been granted. You spend the rest of your days wondering what has changed since your wish, which isn't a very long amount of time because the wondering and insecurity about your life ends up killing you via suicide.

I wish there were more April Fools jokes.
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Granted, but they are mixed with serious comments, which cannot be told apart, and your brain gives you a headache from being tortured with tough sorting. It doesn't go away and soon you die from fever.

I wish I could hack Mario Kart Wii without my Wii bricking or its warranty voided, and still be able to play the original Mario Kart Wii.
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granted you're reggie fils aime

i wish i was a good poster
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Granted, you are now a 40x120 centimeter large band poster on the wall of an average teenager's room.

I wish I had a dog that would lay eggs.
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granted, your dog lays eggs.
But they actually have no shell.
And what comes out is actually 90% diarrhea.
Anyway, bon appetit.


I wish I was more audacious.

But only a little.
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Granted. With this new found audacity, your mind is accosted with thoughts of and cravings for adventure. Cravings that you are slightly too meek to act upon. These cravings scream in a corner of your mind for the rest of your life, and you die in a hospital bed at seventy-five, feeling deeply unsatisfied for a reason that you can't quite put your finger on.

I wish that every good idea ever was attributed to me.
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Granted, you're attributed to every good idea in history... from a sarcastic point of view, your most notable contributions include the Holocaust, the creation of every terrorist organization in history, ACTA and New Coke.

I wish doors would automatically close when someone leaves them open for 10 seconds.
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Granted. By utilizing an BUD-Setup to said door it is possible to use an specified amount of repeaters that power an redstone-torch after set time of 10 seconds, which will deactivate and causes the door to close.

I wish I could eat something right now, but I'm way too lazy to get up and get it myself, as I'm busy playing Minecraft.
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Granted, you get an apple. In Minecraft.
Later your actual body dies of starvation.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I wish to know: who is the fairest of them all?
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Granted, everything is flowery and pink, including you, after living a life of seeing nothing but flowery pinkness, you begin to grow dull and listless.

I wish I wasn't so god damn lazy.
"If you want to be taken seriously in the great modern world of ours, you'll need to learn how to face facts, by charging at them with a hammer or a screwdriver, freaking plunging it in the wall, and people will ask you, "what the hell are you doing?", you don't even answer them, you just keep on plugging at the wall, once you get rid of your house in that fashion you'll probably be commited, and you'll be set for life!"
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granted, you now have ADD instead.

I wish for Bartle to achieve everything he ever wanted.
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After 23 years of anxious waiting, Bartle finally achieves his first and foremost goal!
World Domination Owning an ice cream shop.
However, some of his other achievements included building two giant jet rockets in order to push the earth out of its orbit around the sun and propel it off into deep space.
With -271°C now being the average temperature on the planet, no one wants Bartle's ice cream anymore.
:(

I wish I could re-access my memory of these summer holidays as often as I wanted (in the future, of course, since the holidays haven't even started yet).
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Congratulations, you (still?) have the basic human function of recollection.

I wish for granted
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You get an amalgam of all these people that reacts so violently to being several people, that it (they?) almost immediately collapse and undergo decomposition.

I wish people would be slightly less mean to me (sure, that's good enough)
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Granted go fuck someone other than yourself.

I wish for popcorn.
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Granted, you have popcorn, and a bill for $500.00. (The popcorn had to come from somewhere)

I wish I could visit my girlfriend.
"If you want to be taken seriously in the great modern world of ours, you'll need to learn how to face facts, by charging at them with a hammer or a screwdriver, freaking plunging it in the wall, and people will ask you, "what the hell are you doing?", you don't even answer them, you just keep on plugging at the wall, once you get rid of your house in that fashion you'll probably be commited, and you'll be set for life!"
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