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Everyone Is raocow

...or in other words: post-whoring
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Everyone Is raocow

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Welcome to Everyone Is raocow, a competitive roleplaying game for three or more players that answers the question "What if raocow had multiple personality disorder?"

Also, it's a talkhaus themed game of Everyone Is John (http://wso.williams.edu/~msulliva/campaigns/john/). You probably want to click that link, since you'll need to know the rules.

I'll be playing Everyone Else. Whoever decides to sign up for this thing will be one of the voices in Alternate Samuel Tanguay's head.

To register, (optionally) post that you're playing, and send me a character sheet with your Skills (two descriptions of activities you give raocow extra confidence in while active; or three if you start with 7 willpower instead of 10) and your Obsession (victory condition, you get between 1 and 3 points every time you fulfill it depending on how unreasonable it is).

On Saturday (or earlier if there is overwhelming demand), the game shall begin with raocow waking up, a bid for control, and then SHENANIGANS (or not-shenanigans, as the voices decide...).
And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
I wouldn't mind that smile so much if your skin wasn't made of poison for some reason.
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Playing. :3
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I am also playing. I will semd you what is necessary to play the game as soon as I acctually read the post.
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sillyman you are a retarded piece of shit why can't you just go larp irl instead of bringing your gross sweaty shit to forums based on playthroughs of video games
asdf
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Sure I'll sign up cause you'll vanish before I lose interest anyway
I'm on Youtube andTwitter and Discord so say hi to me on there cause I don't really post here also I have sigs off so I can make my sig as ugly as I want and it won't bother me this is my sig btw
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Argumentable wrote:Sure I'll sign up cause you'll vanish before I lose interest anyway
See, that's the attitude I was hoping for. Also, in case I don't vanish before you lose interest, you can always just waste the remainder of your willpower and then you won't be playing anymore! It's a win-win situation!
And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
I wouldn't mind that smile so much if your skin wasn't made of poison for some reason.
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this isn't a real thing
The nature of the signature is significant and natural.
http://dollopofmayo.tumblr.com/ - I put comics here because they demand it.
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Those rules made no sense. I dunno what's going on, so lemme play.
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I'll play, I remember hearing about this game a while back.
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bowtoyourmaster wrote:Those rules made no sense. I dunno what's going on, so lemme play.
I, uh, should warn you that posting in here to register is meaningless. If you really want to play, you need to send in your skills and obsession choice.
And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
I wouldn't mind that smile so much if your skin wasn't made of poison for some reason.
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Oh, I forgot. Because that probably requires thinking. Nevermind, I'll just watch.
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So uh, one day late,this is happening. Maybe.

Voices:
RikunFrances (10 Willpower)
limepie20 (10 willpower)
Argumentable (7 willpower)
freelop (10 willpower)

raocow is about to wake up. Bid for control! (secretly)
And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
I wouldn't mind that smile so much if your skin wasn't made of poison for some reason.
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I put out my hand with some willpower inside.
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I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
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someone's level 3 obsession should be to cast qr qr a s e
and then die because everyone always dies with that spell
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can YOU use the packet sauce?
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who wants to play magicka?
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I know someone who wants to play magicka.
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It's cobalt
I'm on Youtube andTwitter and Discord so say hi to me on there cause I don't really post here also I have sigs off so I can make my sig as ugly as I want and it won't bother me this is my sig btw
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I didn't get this game when it started I still don't
talkhaus: the singening
you must sing
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limepie20 wrote:I put out my hand with some willpower inside.
i suggest you tell me via pm exactly how much willpower you are using
And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
I wouldn't mind that smile so much if your skin wasn't made of poison for some reason.
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Okay, I have bids from Argumentable and limepie. I'll see if I can contact Rikun and Freelop about this.
And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
I wouldn't mind that smile so much if your skin wasn't made of poison for some reason.
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I split my control with limepie. He gets the legs and I get the hands
I'm on Youtube andTwitter and Discord so say hi to me on there cause I don't really post here also I have sigs off so I can make my sig as ugly as I want and it won't bother me this is my sig btw
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Argumentable bids 0.
limepie20 bids 0.
freelop bids 3.
Rikun Frances bids 3.

Randomly selected from among those with the highest bid, Rikun Frances has control! (7 willpower remain)

raocow wakes up, on what seems to be another perfectly ordinary day. All is calm and peaceful. The habits he has established for himself (or rather, the consensus of the voices has established) tell you you should probably take care of morning hygiene. BUT CAN WACKINESS WAIT FOR MORNING HYGIENE?
And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
I wouldn't mind that smile so much if your skin wasn't made of poison for some reason.
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raocow steps into the bathroom, but seems to have his "morning buddy" wide awake for the day.
He steps into the shower and drifts off into thoughts of his best internet friend, and gets busy as he washes away all the evidence. After a nice, relaxing shower, his "buddy" is calm and he dries off and puts some clothes on, he starts walking downstairs...
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welp i see where this has the potential of going

As raocow was taking a shower, he heard what seemed to be a knock at his door... oh wait it's just a woodpecker outside his bathroom window go away woodpecker where was I... He finishes the shower and begins walking down the stairs as stated, and hears what is probably another woodpecker gosh darn it wait was that the doorbell and then a teleportation noise? You thought the doorbell was broken... oh well nevermind.
And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
I wouldn't mind that smile so much if your skin wasn't made of poison for some reason.
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