Can You Survive MY Imagination? V.3.14

[Lord Fuse]

Jerach: You strut through the ethers as only you could, meeting many strange and interesting creatures along the way. Eventually, you and Susan decide to settle down and start a school for mentally unstable orphan nuns with physical handicaps. They're always a mess, but you and Susan can take care of anything so long as you're together! That is, until Joe showed up...

Limepie20: Doc Phil puts his guns away and walks back home. You decide to challenge your secondary nemesis Harvey "The Spider" McMan. Harvey takes Doc Phil's place and awaits your challenge.

[limepie20]

I kill him. Now I'm gonna go get Peter Parker the real spiderman.

[Jerach]

JOE! My evil arch enemy from the reverse universe! The most cruel and sinister of all short white men. As I hear about his arrival my rippling black biceps tense at the very mention of his name. I gather my knives, baseball bat, and box of extra dimensional magic.

"Susan take care of the nuns I must face my destiny!" I say as I leave the school.

I meet Joe on the field of honor in this bizarre world as the black sun gleams directly above us.

[Lord Fuse]

Limepie20: You shoot Harvey square between the eyes before he can even touch his gun. Or even before the duel started. You are now wanted for murder.

Jerach: Joe Joe, the greatest sniper who ever lived, readies his rifle as he stands on a faraway hill. It seems as though you don't stand much chance of victory today, but at least you will die with Honor! Joe shoots Honor in the heart before you even have a chance to act. Honor gives you his sniper rifle before going into a long inspirational speech about the power of friendship. You will only have on chance at this, so you better make it count.

[Jerach]

I infuse my box of extra dimensional magic with the sniper rifle and use this new weapon to defeat Joe.

[Lord Fuse]

Jerach: You fire off a magic bullet that turns Joe into a tall black guy.

oh, and he's dead too.

[Jerach]

I set out on a quest to find out why he was turned into a tall black guy before he died.

[Lord Fuse]

Jerach: it was the magic. quest over.

[Jerach]

Welp better get back to those nuns!

[Lord Fuse]

Jerach: indeed.

[limepie20]

that's cool I'm wanted and stuff. Um can I go to my next target now? Spiderman? I dont even know who Harvey is!

[Lord Fuse]

Limepie20: The sheriff comes to take you in. Being the great outlaw that you are, you refuse to go with him. You shot the sheriff, but now the deputy is out for revenge.

[BTYM]

You shot the sheriff, but you did not shoot the deputy?!

[limepie20]

Ok you know what? I'm already here. I'm getting Dr. Phil once and for all. I'm planning a big trap. Step 1 is to wear the sheriff.

[BTYM]

Ooh I know a trap

i mad ti yasturday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QweGL301wzM

[Daarkbuu]

This is the best post count thread ever.

I'll be postin'

[Lord Fuse]

bowtoyourmaster: The grandmaster of the order of the cheese ninjas gives you your final mission before you can become the new grandmaster. all you must do is assassinate the one known as "Cowboy McPirateninja." he doesn't sound too tough.

limepie20: The sheriff is now a wear.

bowtoyourmaster: you build a massive trap to kill Cowboy McPirateninja out of blocks. you have a strange feeling that it won't be very effective...

daarkbuu: you finally reach the top of the stairway and ascend into godhood. you gain the power to create and destroy all withing your domain. you are the one and only god of waffles.

[Jerach]

I find my life teaching the nuns with Susan boring and decide to leave on an epic journey in the ether. I make sure to remember my sniper rifle that makes people die as black men.

[Lord Fuse]

Jerach: You leave Susan behind and continue on your quest to become the world's greatest pokemon master! You and your persian explore the ethers together in search of the next gym. you eventually come across the poison type gym of Mustard Town. this will be your third badge if you can beat the leader.

[limepie20]

Ok I walk to Dr. Phil and say "Howdy. I'm the sheriff."

[Lord Fuse]

limepie20: there is no sheriff anymore. there is only the wear. a creature of unspeakable horror that you have unleashed upon the world. it is up to you and you alone to defeat this monster, or the town will surely be destroyed. Doc Phil falls for it anyway.

[Jerach]

I shoot the leader with my sniper rifle and then take the badge from him.

[Lord Fuse]

Jerach: you are now wanted for murder, and one step closer to your goal!

[Jerach]

I acquire a monocle and top hat from the black market to make my disguise. Hell I even grab a mustache just to be safe.

[Yaridovich]

Ooh, now this sounds like my kinda game.

May I partake in the festivity as well?