*Starts recording* Greetings, ladies and cats, my name is Jared Funtime and welcome to my video channel. Right now, it's unboxing time, and for today's video, I received this box from a strange person. *Examines the box* It says here that it was from a guy named "Flundsy Barrigan"...strange name for someone, if you ask me. Now, I'm gonna open the box right away!
Some time later...
*Holding a pizza cutter* Okay, the tape has been cut off, *Puts the pizza cutter down* and now, let's open the flaps! *Opens the box* And hey, it looks like some kind of book! *Examines book* Hmmm...it says on the cover "The Inspirational Magical Endless Storybook", or T.I.M.E.S. for short.
Who could the author be, anyways? Now, apart from that, let's open to the rules! *Turns a few pages*
Now, the rules are as follows:
- You have to start each story with "Once upon a time".
- The story has to be a respective number of posts long. (Wait, posts? What is this, a forum game? That's for bored people who have nothing to do or talk about.)
- If you want to end a story, just write "The end" at the end of your post.
- Remember to be creative and original, and no repeats, whatsoever.
- Make the story as funny as possible! This is a book made for fun!
- Do not forget to follow Talkhaus rules. (Okay, so this book was made for Talkhaus apparently.)
*Takes out a pen and writes*
Chapter 1 - How It All Begins
Once upon a time, a few pigeons were playing a game of...