A Town

[limepie20]

The only rule to this game is that the mayor gets to decide who wins. I am the mayor first. Everyone else is citizens.

Task 1: Destroy the North Pole.

[Aposke]

IS NOT POSSIBLE

[kilon]

Maybe not in your wolrd, but definitely in the world ..
sorry.

Anyway, just continue the way we are doing things now and we will be done in a couple of years

[Aposke]

Maybe not in your wolrd, but definitely in the world ..
sorry.

Oh fuck don't turn this into a bad meme or something.

Also, limpie, are you talking about the geographic or the magnetic north pole?

[limepie20]

Geographic. I don't know what destroying the magnetic entails because it's not really a certain area like a country, it's just there. Also I think its in the ocean right now so no.

kilon we aren't doing anything to destroy it right now.

[BTYM]

Maybe not in your wolrd, but definitely in the world ..
sorry.

Anyway, just continue the way we are doing things now and we will be done in a couple of years

i c wut u did thar

[limepie20]

oh right. Fine whatever kilon your the new mayor name task 2

[kilon]

Maybe not in your wolrd, but definitely in the world ..
sorry.

Oh fuck don't turn this into a bad meme or something.

Don't worry, I won't. This was to easy not to do though.

Alright

Task 2: Get rich with nothing but 1 meter of dental floss. No help from outsiders.

[BTYM]

Maybe not in your wolrd, but definitely in the world ..
sorry.

Oh fuck don't turn this into a bad meme or something.

Don't worry, I won't. This was to easy not to do though.

Alright

Task 2: Get rich with nothing but 1 meter of dental floss. No help from outsiders.

I sell it to someone for a sum of money that would make me rich

[Aposke]

I steal all the money from all the people in town and burn it inside a huge fire.
Then I declare dental floss the new currency, with 1 centimeter equaling 1000 dollars.
/me is rich nao.

[kilon]

Aposke is the new mayor.
There are some flaws in the plan, but just selling it like btym would do wouldn't make you rich.

[limepie20]

Cool so now we have a town with dental floss as currency.

[Aposke]

K then!
Since dental floss is the new currency in here, the task number 3 is:

Build a giant throne for me that is made completely out of some kind of fluid.

[Ashan]

We'll use DEATH WATER!!!

[limepie20]

how

[O-Card]

idgi

[Argumentable]

I get you a regular chair but then I piss on it

[limepie20]

idgi

give in

[Aposke]

Since I died, cause I fell into the DEATH WATER,
Ashanmaril is the new mayor.

[rubberfishy]

K then!
Since dental floss is the new currency in here, the task number 3 is:

Build a giant throne for me that is made completely out of some kind of fluid.

I make a chair out of quark–gluon plasma.

EDIT: damn, too slow

[limepie20]

Okay ashanmaril loses.
Task 4: Figure out who to make a mummy out of.

[Dollop of Mayo]

I set up a contest where the rules are that whoever can have their organs removed and put into jars and get wrapped in bandages the quickest gets a free trip to Egypt to be entombed in their very own pyramid!

But in actuality their corpse just gets made into compost to help trees grow to replace those that have been cut down and their organs get donated to hospitals and/or the black market, depending on whether we're looking more for good PR or funds for new roads and junk.

[Argumentable]

The pharaoh

[Dan]

Mummify me alive, set up a sideshow near the entrance of town to attract tourism.

[limepie20]

Mummify me alive, set up a sideshow near the entrance of town to attract tourism.

Ok... new mayor.