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The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - After the World's Longest Commercial Break

Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 06:10
by YelseyKing
*the camera pans over the set, which is decorated in a Christmas theme, as a jazzy version of We Wish You a Merry Christmas, mixed with the TPiR theme, plays*

Image Meya: A fortune in fabulous prizes may go to one of these people today, if they know when the price is right!

pholtos, come on down!

Bean, come on down!

tangeruse, come on down!

Whimsical Calamari, come on down!

Image Meya: You are the first four contestants on

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*The Price is Right theme starts playing*

Image Meya: ...Mini Edition! And now here's our host, YelseyKing!

*YK emerges from behind the big doors*

Hello again, everyone! We're back *with a vengeance*! And our set is all decked out for the holidays! Hells yeah! We got ourselves a few prizes, as always. Let's get things started. In fact, look... all the way up there, at the very back of the audience!

*camera pans up to a lavishly decorated Christmas tree on a pedestal behind the audience*

Image Meya: It's a Christmas tree! This artificial tree, by Lavish Interior Decorators, comes fully decked out in garland, red and green lights, and sixteen beautiful ornaments finely crafted from silver and gold! Guaranteed to last a lifetime!

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And I'm sure you all know the rules by now, but I *have* to remind you. It's in my contract. We bid in dollars, and only in exact dollars. No "and 99 cents". The one who bids the closest to the actual price of the prize shown -- in this case, that lovely tree -- wins that, and gets to play a pricing game, for a chance at even more loot!

pholtos bids first, followed by Bean, tangeruse, and Whimsical Calamari! Let's do this!

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Christmas-Themed! Sorta.

Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 09:50
by pholtos
400 and 99 scents.

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Christmas-Themed! Sorta.

Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 09:52
by Bean
I'll bid $499 then with no sense.

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Christmas-Themed! Sorta.

Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 09:57
by bkamakaze
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Christmas-Themed! Sorta.

Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 03:42
by tangy
I bid $501 and some incense

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Christmas-Themed! Sorta.

Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 03:57
by Whimsical Calamari
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 04:36
by YelseyKing
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The bids are in. Now, the actual retail price of that tree and all its ornaments would be... $890!

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My, but that's an expensive tree. Well, tangy, get on up here! Because we have... I think a couple prizes, right Meya?

Image Meya: We do! First...

*big doors open, revealing a large blue sofa*

Image Meya: A new sofa! From Furniture Makers Inc, this plush, overstuffed velvet sofa will look great in any living room, family room, or den, and comfortably seats four adults! Furniture Makers Inc, producing top quality furniture for over 50 years!

Image Meya: Or maybe you'd rather have...

*couch and backdrop slide back, revealing a shiny red car*

Image Meya: ...a new car! It's the Ponyac Starfire! This four door auto combines functionality and practicality with sleek, aerodynamic, and eye-appealing design! Comes with standard features, power steering, anti-lock breaks, and automatic window defrosters. The Ponyac Starfire!

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And your game is the old classic, Any Number. Now, before we do anything else, electronics department, light up the first digit in the price of the car. Do it.

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2. That's at least a $20,000 car right there, which is pretty sweet. At any rate, the rules of this game are simple. Every number from 0-9 -- including another 2 -- are up on that board somewhere in those ten blank digits. I want you to give me any of those numbers (hence the name), and whichever one you choose, it'll appear on the board where it belongs. The trick is, you only win one of those prizes shown, and that's the first one whose price you fully complete. Fill in the four digits on the car first -- which is what you *want* -- and the car is yours. But the same holds true for that sofa, and the pocket change down there in the piggy bank. So be careful.

Now, what's the first number you'd like to see up there?

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 09:35
by bkamakaze
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 15:38
by tangy
I'm going for 3

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 22:54
by YelseyKing
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*crowd cheers*

That's up there in the price of the car! A good start!

Now, gimme another number!

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 09 Dec 2017, 00:48
by tangy
how about a 0?

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 09 Dec 2017, 09:21
by YelseyKing
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That one's in the price of the sofa. Gimme another number!

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 13 Dec 2017, 23:52
by tangy
How about an 8?

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 16 Dec 2017, 08:50
by YelseyKing
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That one's also in the sofa's price. Be careful with your next pick, as if you fill out that sofa, the game's over. Granted, it's not a *bad* prize, but still, that car!

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 17 Dec 2017, 01:19
by tangy
I have nightmares about driving, so 5

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 17 Dec 2017, 02:39
by YelseyKing
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That's... down there in the piggy bank. I trust you'd rather win something better than $5 and change. Pick again!

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 17 Dec 2017, 20:56
by tangy
Lets go with 4

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 19 Dec 2017, 03:03
by YelseyKing
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Erk. Another one down there in the piggy bank... well, give it another shot!

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 19 Dec 2017, 12:24
by tangy
How about 6?

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Any Number

Posted: 20 Dec 2017, 04:13
by YelseyKing
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And that fills out the price of the sofa, so that's what you win... But hey, you said you wanted that one anyhow, so... that's good!

But just for the record, let's fill out the rest of the board, shall we?

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So there we go. We'll be back after these important messages!

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Perfect to give as a gift!

Posted: 20 Dec 2017, 23:06
by YelseyKing
Who's our next contestant, Meya?

Image Meya: That would Kshaard! Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!

Yes, yes, welcome. Now, what's our next item up for bids?

Image Meya: Look up!

*a lavish chandelier descends from the ceiling*

Image Meya: It's a lovely new chandelier! This elegant piece is plated in 14-caret gold, with sterling silver electric candles. All the modern conveniences you rely on, with majestic old-world design! From Furniture Makers Inc.!

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And we go on. Kshaard bids first, followed by Whimsical Calamari, pholtos, and Bean.

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Perfect to give as a gift!

Posted: 20 Dec 2017, 23:38
by Kshaard
I can't say I'm entirely sure what money is.

Let's go with $1100. Must be within a couple of orders of magnitude of that.

Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Perfect to give as a gift!

Posted: 20 Dec 2017, 23:56
by tangy
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Perfect to give as a gift!

Posted: 21 Dec 2017, 03:11
by Whimsical Calamari
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Mini Ep. 2 - Perfect to give as a gift!

Posted: 21 Dec 2017, 03:23
by pholtos
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