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The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Twice in Six Episodes!
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Showcase Showdown #1. No funny title this time.
Well, now...
...55 cents, for a total of 95! Now there's a good score! You might be on your way back to the Showcase!
However! A dollar will still beat it! Give that wheel a spin, Katazuki!
...55 cents, for a total of 95! Now there's a good score! You might be on your way back to the Showcase!
However! A dollar will still beat it! Give that wheel a spin, Katazuki!
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Showcase Showdown #1. No funny title this time.
30 cents. Spin again... and hope for 65 or 70 cents, as nothing else is gonna help.
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Showcase Showdown #1. No funny title this time.
Not excepting to beat that number. :P
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Showcase Showdown #1. No funny title this time.
60 cents, for a total of 90. That's a *really* good score... it's just not good enough for today. I'm sorry. But I hope you had fun, at least!
Now, BurntTenda, give that wheel a mighty spin and let's see if you can match or best the fox!
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Showcase Showdown #1. No funny title this time.
Something goes here sometime.
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Showcase Showdown #1. No funny title this time.
40 cents. Spin again!
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Showcase Showdown #1. No funny title this time.
Something goes here sometime.
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Showcase Showdown #1. No funny title this time.
A lousy nickel. 45 cents ain't enough. Sorry, but I hope you also had fun!
And that means dr_vblschrf is indeed headed back to the Showcase!
We'll be back in a moment!
*pan over the audience as the theme music plays*
Ayjo: Stay tuned for more pricing games, and the fabulous Showcases, coming up on the second half of the Talkhaus Price is Right! ... Me, I don't have a *choice* in the matter. Grumble grumble...
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Again? Again!
We're back. Who's our next contestant, Ayjo?
Our next contestant is Practical. Yes, that's what it says. Practical. It's a very practical name. Anyway, come on down, you're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!
Now let's see our next item up for bids!
*models bring out an old fashioned brick oven and a bunch of pizza-related things*
Ayjo: It's an old-style pizza oven! This stylish brick oven has all that old world charm, while working like a modern piece of electronics, and is absolutely perfect for making delicious pizzas! We've also included a pair of pizza cutters, numerous other pizza-creation utensils, and an assortment of frozen pizzas for you to use with it!
Practical gets the first bid, followed by ye Red Mage, Bean, and En Gardevoir!
Our next contestant is Practical. Yes, that's what it says. Practical. It's a very practical name. Anyway, come on down, you're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!
Now let's see our next item up for bids!
*models bring out an old fashioned brick oven and a bunch of pizza-related things*
Ayjo: It's an old-style pizza oven! This stylish brick oven has all that old world charm, while working like a modern piece of electronics, and is absolutely perfect for making delicious pizzas! We've also included a pair of pizza cutters, numerous other pizza-creation utensils, and an assortment of frozen pizzas for you to use with it!
Practical gets the first bid, followed by ye Red Mage, Bean, and En Gardevoir!
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Give or Keep
And the actual retail price of that pizza party is... $1,412!
Bean wins this one, and... now, follow me up to the turntable, because we've got another prize you can win, don't we, Ayjo?
Ayjo: It's a sailboat! With a figurehead and paint job that make it resemble the King of Red Lions from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker! From... *groan* ...Cat-Sail, makers of fine cat-like aquatics, this 18-foot-long sailboat is perfect for cruising the oceans, lakes, or... especially large rivers, I guess. Fortunately, it doesn't talk. It's a fun prize worth $9,890!
It's Give or Keep! It's a classic! This game hasn't been played on the actual show since the early 90s, since the staff didn't like it very much. Apparently, it was going to be revived in the late 2000s, in the early Carey era, but was shelved for reasons. Anyway, *I* like the game, so we're playing it. And enough with the history lesson.
This game's premise is simple: I'll show you three sets of small prizes, and based upon which one you think would be more expensive, you keep one, while giving the other back. At the end of the game, if you've kept more in prize value than you've given back you win. Simple enough?
So here's our first pair of prizes... Ayjo?
Ayjo: Guh-roan. It's a copy... *sigh* ...of Call of Honor: Medal of Duty: Modern Halo Battlefield of Gears IV Platinum Edition, by Ubivision. That damned XBox One FPS we have on every freaking episode. I swear, get some new prizes, people!
Ayjo: And more interestingly, this Morning Masters Coffee D-Lux Espresso Machine! Brews up to 15 cups of your favorite morning elixir. I don't know about you, but I, for one, could *not* start my day without my coffee, thank you very much.
Now then. Decide which of those prizes you believe is the more expensive of the two, and as such, which you should keep. I should point out that at the end of the game, win or lose, you'll walk away with whichever three small prizes you opted to keep, but don't let that influence your decision!
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Give or Keep
The coffee maker's gotta be more expensive for #1.
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Give or Keep
All right, then. You've chosen the coffee maker, so we'll keep that one... and I'll show you the price of the video game.
$60. So, we'll put that in the Give column, and that's that. We'll reveal the prices of what you *kept* at the end.
Anyway, what are our next two prizes, Ayjo?
Ayjo: First, a two-slice toaster from Kitchen Aces. Settings allow for a range of options from "slightly warm bread" to "charcoal". Something something all toasters toast toast.
Ayjo: And second, a brown men's leather jacket from Tough Guys Apparel. Stylish, yet functional. Looks great on you if you're, like, a biker. Eyyyyyy!
Now which of those two prizes will you be keeping?
$60. So, we'll put that in the Give column, and that's that. We'll reveal the prices of what you *kept* at the end.
Anyway, what are our next two prizes, Ayjo?
Ayjo: First, a two-slice toaster from Kitchen Aces. Settings allow for a range of options from "slightly warm bread" to "charcoal". Something something all toasters toast toast.
Ayjo: And second, a brown men's leather jacket from Tough Guys Apparel. Stylish, yet functional. Looks great on you if you're, like, a biker. Eyyyyyy!
Now which of those two prizes will you be keeping?
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Give or Keep
I'll go with the toaster.
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Give or Keep
The toaster is safe. Now reveal the price of that jacket.
$52. So we'll add that to the Give column as well, and...
... let's see those last two prizes!
Ayjo: A set of four high-end computer speakers, from Greatway Technology. Enjoy clear, crisp sound with the speakers the professionals use. Personally, I can't tell the difference. But everyone tells me they're awesome, so whatever.
Ayjo: And a food dehydrator, from Kitchen Masters Inc. Dry up beef jerky, herbs, fish, or what have you with this four-tray appliance. Mmm. Beef jerky.
And I trust you know the rules by now. Which do you prefer?
$52. So we'll add that to the Give column as well, and...
... let's see those last two prizes!
Ayjo: A set of four high-end computer speakers, from Greatway Technology. Enjoy clear, crisp sound with the speakers the professionals use. Personally, I can't tell the difference. But everyone tells me they're awesome, so whatever.
Ayjo: And a food dehydrator, from Kitchen Masters Inc. Dry up beef jerky, herbs, fish, or what have you with this four-tray appliance. Mmm. Beef jerky.
And I trust you know the rules by now. Which do you prefer?
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Give or Keep
Let's keep the speakers.
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Give or Keep
Then the speakers are yours. What's the price of the dehydrator?
$85. For a total of...
$197 in prizes given away. Now... with that all done, let's see how well you did on the prizes you kept. Show us the price of the coffee maker!
$99. More than the video game, so we're off to a good start. What's the price of the toaster?
$38. Mmm. The jacket was worth more. $137 in the Keep category. But it's not over yet. As long as those speakers are more than $60, you're good! Show us that price!
$118! Plenty of money! That gives you a total of $255 in prizes you've kept, and you're a winner! Congratulations!
Take a pricing game winner banner if you'd like, and we'll see you again at the big wheel! How about that? Our first full winner of the episode!
Back after a short break.
$85. For a total of...
$197 in prizes given away. Now... with that all done, let's see how well you did on the prizes you kept. Show us the price of the coffee maker!
$99. More than the video game, so we're off to a good start. What's the price of the toaster?
$38. Mmm. The jacket was worth more. $137 in the Keep category. But it's not over yet. As long as those speakers are more than $60, you're good! Show us that price!
$118! Plenty of money! That gives you a total of $255 in prizes you've kept, and you're a winner! Congratulations!
Take a pricing game winner banner if you'd like, and we'll see you again at the big wheel! How about that? Our first full winner of the episode!
Back after a short break.
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 6 - Yes Sir/Madam
We--
Ayjo: bbbrrr_it_cold, come on down! You're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!
...interrupt me, why don't you?
Ayjo: I did, didn't you notice?
Smartass. Well, what's--
Ayjo: It's new fashionable swimwear!
*door opens, revealing a selection of swimsuits*
... You're going to keep this up, aren't--
Ayjo: Yes, I am. Anyway, from River Rats Summerwear, a collection of eight swimsuits, four male, four female, in all kinds of wild colors. Summer's right around the corner, you know. Gotta get prepared!
...there's a certain irony in someone with the handle "bbbrrr_it_cold" joining in right as we offer swimwear. But I digress.
bbbrrr_it_cold bids first, followed by En Gardevoir, Practical, then RedMageMike.
Ayjo: bbbrrr_it_cold, come on down! You're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!
...interrupt me, why don't you?
Ayjo: I did, didn't you notice?
Smartass. Well, what's--
Ayjo: It's new fashionable swimwear!
*door opens, revealing a selection of swimsuits*
... You're going to keep this up, aren't--
Ayjo: Yes, I am. Anyway, from River Rats Summerwear, a collection of eight swimsuits, four male, four female, in all kinds of wild colors. Summer's right around the corner, you know. Gotta get prepared!
...there's a certain irony in someone with the handle "bbbrrr_it_cold" joining in right as we offer swimwear. But I digress.
bbbrrr_it_cold bids first, followed by En Gardevoir, Practical, then RedMageMike.
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