Ayjo: Go away, you. *pushes the cat off stage* Ehem...
Ayjo: Here it comes! From the "Forum Games" section of the Gazebo at Talkhaus, it's the forum's most exciting however-long-this-takes of fantastic prizes! The fabulous surely-more-than-60-minutes Talkhaus Price is Right!
En Gardevoir, come on down!
Katazuki, come on down!
Willhart, come on down!
And dr_vblschrf, come on down!
Ayjo: You are the first four contestants on...
Ayjo: And here's our host... YelseyKing!
*YK enters through the big doors, as usual*
Yes, we return once again for another exciting(?) episode of the Talkhaus Price is Right! We have a lot of prizes to offer today, so let's get this going without further delay! What's our first item up for bids?
*Turntable swivels around, revealing a bunch of Nintendo game consoles*
Ayjo: It's a Nintendo package deal! A Switch, a Wii U, and two New 3DSes! You know all about this stuff, Talkhaus, so I feel no need to explain it! Each comes with five games, including Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Splatoon, Super Smash Bros. 4, and more!
And all that gaming goodness -- as well as the chance to come up and play a pricing game, for a chance at even more loot -- will go to the one of you who bids closest to the actual retail price in American dollars -- not pounds, euros, rupees, or gil, mind you -- without going over. And no cents, either. We round our prizes to the nearest dollar! At least at this point in the game. Ehem. You all know this already.
En Gardevoir will bid first, followed by, Katazuki, Willhart, and finally dr_vblschrf. Don't bid out of order. That really annoys Ayjo.