*Suddenly, a door in the back opens, and in walks Ayjo, up to his podium. Dusting off the top of it, he pulls out some cards and begins going over them. The camera then pans upwards, showing Meya walking along the catwalks above, stopping at a control panel*
Ayjo: Hit it, Meya.
*On cue, the lights come on, the door opens, and a noisy crowd rushes in, kicking up a cloud of nearly a year's worth of dust, as the
Price is Right Opening Theme starts playing*
Ayjo: *clears throat* Been a while. Let's see if I still got this... Ehem...
Ayjo: Here it comes! From the "Forum Games" section of the Gazebo at Talkhaus, it's the forum's most exciting however-long-this-takes of fantastic prizes! The fabulous surely-more-than-60-minutes Talkhaus Price is Right!
Klaty, come on down!
Maiku Wotaharu, come on down!
128-Up, come on down!
And pholtos, come on down!
Ayjo: You are the first four contestants on...
Ayjo: And here's our host... YelseyKing!
*The camera pans up to the big doors, but they remain closed. Instead, it pans over to the back of the audience, where YK is making his entrance, as the audience applauds and cheers loudly. YK walks through the audience towards the stage, high-fiving everyone as he passes by*
What a welcome! It certainly *has* been a while, but are we ever back with a vengeance! In fact, we're giving one lucky contestant a chance to win our *biggest* prize to date! We are talking something over 120,000 freaking dollars! But before we do that, we gotta do the old rigamarole. What's our first item up for bids today, Ayjo?
*models come on stage, with an SNES and a bunch of games and accessories*
Ayjo: We're starting off today with a blast from the past! A Super Nintendo RPG Mega-package! It's a brand new SNES, as well as *thirty*, count 'em, *thirty* RPGs, including favorites such as Final Fantasy 4, 5, and 6, Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, and Super Mario RPG! We even had localized versions of a number of games that never saw an English release, such as Live-A-Live, Seiken Densetsu 3, and Rudra no Hihou! We're not even sure this is *legal*, but who cares? Comes with four controllers and the Multi-Tap, because why not? This is ridiculously cool, if I say so myself. Oh, and we also threw in Secret of the Stars, for laughs.
Anyway, Klaty bids first, followed by Maiku, 128-Up, and pholtos.
And if anyone bids a two or five digit amount of money in this episode, so help me I am going to start throwing chairs. AND I WILL, TOO!