A Very Truhan AMA
A Very Truhan AMA
I just ate at the worst "restaurant" I've ever been to, Western Sizzlin. Please ask me anything about my "dining" "experience".
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What weapon do you get for beating Cheetah Man?
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Any estimate on the number of casualties?
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Please, I never make it that far.HamsterZerg wrote:What weapon do you get for beating Cheetah Man?
Maximum, as usual.Mikkofier wrote:Any estimate on the number of casualties?
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I don't fuckin remember, a couple weeks ago?En Gardevoir wrote:Since when did you claimed yourself, the "Waifu Lord"?
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I'm sick and tired of making miniscule profits.
what do i do?
what do i do?
can't forget this guy
Waaa.
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Scam people. I highly recommend being one of those phony psychics that claim to talk to the dead. It's very easy to feed off the emotions of the distraught, which is why cold reading is so effective. For a good break down of how they do it, watch the Penn and Teller show they did on the subject (it's the very first episode). Of course, if you have any sense of morality whatsoever, this might not be an appealing route for you. You can always do what I'm trying to do and sign on for military service. If you're mentally tough enough to exercise each day, Basic's not that bad (or so I'm told). They'll pay for your dorm, food, and college which ends up saving a good deal of money. Just be sure to actually SAVE most of it, too many people spend money as soon as they get it because they're not used to living with anything more than a bank account that's close to the red at all times. Maybe DON'T put $300 into that Keiji Inafune kickstarter project is all I'm saying.RegiBleck wrote:I'm sick and tired of making miniscule profits.
what do i do?
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How do you type with boxing gloves on?
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They're not boxing gloves, they're MMA gloves. Easier to grapple with thanks to the open palms.HamsterZerg wrote:How do you type with boxing gloves on?
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What good is having all the answers if you don't have all the questions?
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Find Mr. JC Denton.TheGreatBootLeg wrote:how do I eat fresh
I have no girlfriend, so what good is having one?HamsterZerg wrote:What good is having all the answers if you don't have all the questions?
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Why are you asking someone who doesn't even want a girlfriend?Truhan wrote:I have no girlfriend, so what good is having one?HamsterZerg wrote:What good is having all the answers if you don't have all the questions?
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I see you too have joined me in whatever stage of denial it is that causes one to embrace waifuism. As the waifulord, I now see you as competition and recognize you as my rival. You may be in the waifu stage, but I've gone far beyond. I'm at whatever stage of denial it is that causes one to binge read the Berserk manga.HamsterZerg wrote:Why are you asking someone who doesn't even want a girlfriend?Truhan wrote:I have no girlfriend, so what good is having one?HamsterZerg wrote:What good is having all the answers if you don't have all the questions?
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I can't because all of my waifus are mine. I cannot risk losing my title of waifulord for a mere peasant with shit taste in cartoon girls.RegiBleck wrote:Can you gimme a waifu?
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Alright, fine. You get to spend your lonely days with Slaanesh.RegiBleck wrote:Ruthless dictator. Share the waifus.
Enjoy getting murderfucked to death only to face an eternity of murderfucking by him/her in the afterlife.
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No.Refraction wrote:Are you part of the illuminati?
I'm part of the waifuminati.
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So how 'bout them Ultra Beasts?
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A girlfriend.RegiBleck wrote:what is the best condiment?
Haven't got to em yet.HamsterZerg wrote:So how 'bout them Ultra Beasts?
Ask Me Anything.metasomnia? wrote:What's an AMA?
Anyways, I had to go to Western Sizzlin again. Why someone would choose to go there for their birthday is beyond me. This time, I managed to do better than usual in my survival effort. The last time I was there, I noticed some noodles that looked vaguely like yakisoba. Obviously, I knew there was no way it was, but I figured it might be some kind of fried noodles. Besides, how do you fuck up pasta? I was able to make it when I was fucking 10. Well, they sure found a way. It tasted like it had been thrown in the garbage and brought back in to serve humans. I had a couple of pieces of (non-fried) chicken and a roll that were thankfully bland. Considering how atrocious their fried chicken is, my expectations were low enough that mere blandness EXCEEDED them by a great margin.
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