(shouting)

Catventure.

...or in other words: post-whoring
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image

ImageImage

Image

ZZZ....

>>__________________________>>__________________________>>__________________________
User avatar
cheez8
Food Nut
Posts: 285
Joined: 14 years ago

Re: Catventure.

Post by cheez8 »

>>Wake up!
Image
Image
Image
Image
I don't really get it but okay
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Re: Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image
We wake up on the cold beach. Smoke is rising from nearby. The sea is calm and everything is silent except for some slight wind.
>>__________________________>>__________________________>>__________________________
User avatar
cheez8
Food Nut
Posts: 285
Joined: 14 years ago

Re: Catventure.

Post by cheez8 »

>>Say, who are we, anyway?
>>Look around and see what we remember about this place.
>>Snuggle that cozy blanket.
Image
Image
Image
Image
I don't really get it but okay
User avatar
RegiGiygas
listening to oingo boingo
Posts: 247
Joined: 8 years ago
First name: uriah
Pronouns: he/him
Location: washigngtontgton stateewte

Re: Catventure.

Post by RegiGiygas »

>>Sneeze
can't forget this guy
Waaa.
Image
Image
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Re: Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image
There is no answer. We do feel slightly more wise now, after wondering about it for a moment. We clearly are a cat.

Image
The blanket is actually a dress. It protects us pretty well while rolling around and is made of some soft fabric.

Image
Looking around we don't see too much on our immediate surroundings. The place is pretty empty and vast. We kind of remember having a dream about flying though. We were on the air without wings and then we fell. Then we woke up here. Cats usually wake up when they fall in a dream, so maybe that makes some sense. Better not think about it too much.
Last edited by Willhart 7 years ago, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Re: Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image

Despite the dress, the open sea is still a pretty cold place to be.

>>__________________________
Mikkofier
What about Ron magic?
Posts: 699
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: Mikko J. Fuzzygrumbles
Pronouns: he/him/his
Location: Lots of miles from Vietnam
Contact:

Re: Catventure.

Post by Mikkofier »

>Kitty-cat stretch
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!
Image
Avatar source (for most of them).
Image
User avatar
metasomnia?
butts
Posts: 527
Joined: 11 years ago

Re: Catventure.

Post by metasomnia? »

>Look for fish
Image
User avatar
july
七月
Posts: 326
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: e!ɡa
Pronouns: she/her
Location: nyu zillind

Re: Catventure.

Post by july »

>Look at the sky.
,
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Re: Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image
It is good to stretch a little from time to time. It makes our paws and back feel a bit better, after we have stayed still for a while.

Image
Blup, blup, blupblup. We can smell the fish somewhere down here. It must not be too far away. Blup, blup.

Image
We can see something up there. It kind of looks like a gnome with a big nose. It seems to be too far away for us to reach.

>>__________________________
User avatar
Truhan
Lord of the Waifus
Posts: 626
Joined: 12 years ago
Pronouns: Waifulord

Re: Catventure.

Post by Truhan »

Quick question, where does this fall in the Big Fish Legend lore? And is it canon?
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Girls are a hoax created by the Japanese anime industry to scam otaku out of their money.
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Re: Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image
After a daring jump to the water, we manage to catch and eat the fish. It tastes more than okay, and now we are no longer hungry.

Image
Cat and rat are still friends. The lore is also not canon.

>>__________________________
Mikkofier
What about Ron magic?
Posts: 699
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: Mikko J. Fuzzygrumbles
Pronouns: he/him/his
Location: Lots of miles from Vietnam
Contact:

Re: Catventure.

Post by Mikkofier »

>Mark territory
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!
Image
Avatar source (for most of them).
Image
User avatar
Bedlam
mega cool super
Posts: 133
Joined: 8 years ago
First name: [insert word]lam
Pronouns: guy/man/bob.
Location: Burgerspace
Contact:

Re: Catventure.

Post by Bedlam »

-Yowl incessantly
Image
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Re: Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image
We are starting to feel lonely now. We decide to perform our most metal yowl to get some attention. After a while we get tired and start to look for something else to do.

Image
We decide to draw a line here. It will be a good line and it will show us where our home is. We are not quite sure of how large of an area we will need for this. Better just make it large.

ImageImage

Our line work is suddenly stopped by a natural obstacle. It looks like an average sized smoking crater. It smells pretty fresh, and by that we mean not very nice. We would rather avoid going down there if at all possible.

Image
The line is looking great so far.

>>__________________________
Last edited by Willhart 7 years ago, edited 1 time in total.
Mikkofier
What about Ron magic?
Posts: 699
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: Mikko J. Fuzzygrumbles
Pronouns: he/him/his
Location: Lots of miles from Vietnam
Contact:

Re: Catventure.

Post by Mikkofier »

>Throw a small rock or other debris into the crater to see what happens.
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!
Image
Avatar source (for most of them).
Image
User avatar
july
七月
Posts: 326
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: e!ɡa
Pronouns: she/her
Location: nyu zillind

Re: Catventure.

Post by july »

> Give the crater a name.
,
User avatar
Bedlam
mega cool super
Posts: 133
Joined: 8 years ago
First name: [insert word]lam
Pronouns: guy/man/bob.
Location: Burgerspace
Contact:

Re: Catventure.

Post by Bedlam »

-clean self
Image
User avatar
cheez8
Food Nut
Posts: 285
Joined: 14 years ago

Re: Catventure.

Post by cheez8 »

> Inspect larger natural obstacle.
Image
Image
Image
Image
I don't really get it but okay
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Re: Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image
The crater is not too deep, yet we still manage to throw our small stone almost to the center of it. It bounces of a large, steaming rock slab and flies into a small buddle next to it. There is something leaking from the ground. We don't see anyone from here, but there are a lot of loose bricks and stuff littering the ground.

Image
After some investigation, we decide to name this place stinky, and we are heavily considering relocating our home somewhere else now. Hopefully in a location with some better neighbors.

Image
Our nails have gotten dirty from writing and making lines. Next time it would be better to use a branch or something for writing instead. Good thing the sand here is very soft. There does not seem to be much in form of good nail sharpening trees here. That is yet another thing for us to find at some point.

>>__________________________
User avatar
Bedlam
mega cool super
Posts: 133
Joined: 8 years ago
First name: [insert word]lam
Pronouns: guy/man/bob.
Location: Burgerspace
Contact:

Re: Catventure.

Post by Bedlam »

-follow telephone wires (?)
Image
User avatar
Gardenolva
Void and Voir embraced together...
Posts: 663
Joined: 9 years ago
First name: En Gardevoir
Pronouns: Male
Location: Paradise Prairie

Re: Catventure.

Post by Gardenolva »

>>Go inside Stinky, the crater.
Image

Image
A.K.A.: En Gardevoir
User avatar
Willhart
Stalker, Doxxer, and Sexual Harasser
Banned
Posts: 2434
Joined: 13 years ago
Location: Finland

Re: Catventure.

Post by Willhart »

Image
We follow the phone lines with our eyes. They seem to go up a hill to a smoking building in the distance. There is also something that looks like a huge cat toy to the left. The cats here must be very tall.

Image
First we get curious though, and decide to go into Stinky the Crater. It's not very pleasant here.

>>__________________________
Mikkofier
What about Ron magic?
Posts: 699
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: Mikko J. Fuzzygrumbles
Pronouns: he/him/his
Location: Lots of miles from Vietnam
Contact:

Re: Catventure.

Post by Mikkofier »

Stare at large steaming slab.
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!
Image
Avatar source (for most of them).
Image
Post Reply