[RTD] It's not Christmas

[pholtos]

Roll out of the bar tavern place.

[Skykitpawstar]

Sigh in frustration and attempt to exit out the tavern door before it's too late.

[Bedlam]

--Roar in Dwarvish rage, punch someone in the stomach, and barrel out the front door.

[Willhart]

Funny thing is that I have no idea if I am the real Santa or not.

>>I'm very thankful for the gift, and decide to spend some time telling stories near the fireplace for anyone who want to listen.

Edit: poring on windows:

[cheez8]

> No way any of these rank amateurs is gonna defeat us! Belt it out, and become the Karaoke King!

[Mikkofier]

Find a knife

[Gardenolva]

TURN 3: Minipaw

So tell me, mister...Where am I?

As Alisana asked that question, the tavern got noisier than ever. A dwarf just started a fight, someone wanted to sing, and a man in red had spread the holiday spirit all over the tavern to ease the crowd a little. Meanwhule, a cute pink slime just jumped on a window but failed. After all of that, the bartender is finally answering Alisana's question in a calmly sense.

Why everyone knows this place, it's the only tavern in Valestone. Didn't you know that already? I don't get paid enough to deal with this thing, I mean really. I need to handle all of these fiasco and calm everyone down, I need to clean overnight, and buy some ale, and..

Valestone? Oh sorry, it's my first time here, and to top of all that, I don't even know who I am.

Wait...you don't know who you are? Oh wait right here. I just got a thing for anmesia.

Amnesia? Who's that?

Moments later, a Holiday theme song was playing on the background, and the bartender came back with what suppose to be a serum that can cure amnesia.

Here you go, young lady. And just in case you forgot after you got here, my name is Bjorgon, not mister.

It was nice to meet you, Mr. Bjorgon. I hope this works. *drinks serum*

Afterwards, Alisana has a sudden flashback after she drank the serum.

~~FLASHBACK START~~

Thanks for rescuing my sister from those wolves. She's just a novice mage.

I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble rescuing me.

It's no problem. I want to help people in need, because I wanted to.

By the way, I'm Minipaw, *points to her sister* and this is my sister Shin.

My name is...

~~FLASHBACK END~~

The flashback only lasted 30 seconds, but Alisana just froze in stasis for about 3 seconds. After she regained her composure, she partially remembered her own name.

Mr. Bjorgon, I think I remembered my name! It was Sana!

Sana? Are you sure?

Yes! I'm sure of it! I didn't remembered it from myself, but the "Minipaw" girl did!

Hmm...I think you must find that Minipaw girl to help you get your memories back.

I think I should find that Minipaw girl. But I need to start right away.

Set off on a quest to find Minipaw

Name: Gentleman
A well dressed man. Always smiling. Never stops smiling.

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I guess this is you then?

[Mikkofier]

Image doesn't seem to be working. That's appropriate too, I guess.

[tangy]

perform basic routine self-checks... lights, pk, teleport, things like that

[momo]

[I've had bad headaches the past few days, it may be a while before the next update. Sorry! >.>]

[Willhart]

Yeah, one thing I remember is that these games take a lot of time to run with a big group of players.

[Willhart]

This seems to be one of those kinds of evenings. People are always just too busy for a good tale.

>>I do my best to calm the people down, and try to prevent the brawl from happening.

[pholtos]

Hop down the road looking for anything that catches my eye.

[Mikkofier]

Convince the knight into being a knife instead.

[Gardenolva]

TURN 4: CONVICTION

After deciding to go off on an adventure to find Minipaw, she tried to ask the people around the tavern, but...

Um...Excuse me, have you seen a girl named Minipaw?

Minipaw? I don't even have paws!

Oh! Not those paws, I was looking for an actu-

Are you delusional? You see these "paws?" *shows hands* NO! So you're either drunk or just delusionally insane?

I'm not drunk nor insane!! I'm just asking where is Minipaw and-

And there you go again! You really are insane! *cuffs Alisana* I'm actually a Sanity Police. I'm just acting like a regular customer to catch cuckoo heads like you.

What the~ I'm not insane! Tell it to the Bartender. *calls Bjorgon*

What's happening here?

An accomplice!! *cuffs Bjorgon* A double catch!! yoy thought you'll get away with this, do ya?

Hey! I-I mean, we're not insane!

Oh yeah? *shoves apples at Alisana's and Bjorgon's mouths* Tell that to the Chief!!

MMFFRGGRFMFR... (I think you're the one who is insane.)

Afterwards, the Sanity Police took both Alisana and Bjorgon to an insane asylum. But somehow...

MFFMFF... *sees an opening from the carriage*(Hey! Lookie!) *bashes the door*

Bjorgon successfully opened the carriage door with just one bash, and Alisana followed afterwards. The two somehow landed on a Caravan, but both of them were still cuffed. What a way to start an adventure.

Find a way to break free from the cuffs without causing a commotion.

Am I nearby the Asylum or still far away from there?

[tangy]

god damnit! teleporting doesn't work.

oh well, bars were never a thing i very much enjoyed being in.
but i DO very much enjoy a good brawl...

try to leave
and
try to look inside from a window

[Bedlam]

--Wander off in search of a blacksmith.

[Skykitpawstar]

follow the bouncing poring :3

[cheez8]

(Sorry! I've been pretty busy traveling lately.)
>...Hmph. They're all lucky that this is the scariest bar brawl I've ever experienced, otherwise I'd be in there teaching those tasteless thugs a real doozy of a lesson right now. Yeah.
>Split, and start looking for any shop that looks like it could sell herbal remedies.

[Willhart]

I feel like semi frequent updates would probably be better than trying to keep track of everyone.

[cheez8]

(2) You became disoriented and went the wrong way. -0.25 hp

But... there wasn't even a right way. Aside from "away". Am I back at the tavern or something? :/

[pholtos]

Stare at the mirror.

My in-game character's current expression is now :o

[Mikkofier]

Stroll out of the tavern.

[Willhart]

This is much better.

>>With that out of the way, I think it would be good to order a room to stay in for now.

[Bedlam]

--climb out of the well.