Donald Trump here, as a very successful businessman I believe it is my duty to make America great again; starting with building a 35 ft wall on the US - Mexico border. I don't know how much it will cost, but China has a wall and since America is better than China we should have one too.
I want America to know that as a very successful businessman, I do not negotiate with clown terrorists. To make America great again we need to shut down every clown school in the country.
hello don. i am china and do not appreciate your unkind words. my wall is best for keeping out mexicos (have you ever seen one in china???????). if you do not cease your wall-making i will be forced to challenge you to pistols at dawn.
regarads,
china
So here we are. Plays have been enacted. Empires have come and gone. The mightiest have passed away and withered, alike the least. Fires have burned, thousandfold. Yet, did not the great wind serenely continue its course? Does not the blackbird still sing its song? Does not the mistletoe still dwell in the oak's crown? Forgotten, what once has been told. Veiled, the words that once so rang out. Shrouded, like the larva in its cocoon. Let him hear it, who will.
hi it's mexico and I would just like to say that china is lying, we have SEVERAL mexicos in china, we are also definitely NOT affiliated with clowns or clown bombs and we support clown school.
Other than banning Mexicans and clowns, as President I will also give everyone one free (not actually free) Trump Steak. I will also be pressuring Congress to war with everyone who is not American. You'd all better start digging your graves.
Hey everybody this is raocow playing Maglx2, today I'll be judging Donald Trump's level, Good Relations With The Blacks, which was rated 0/100 by the judges, below the Pewdiepie level
*sighs* Look, bud. My name is Ed the Undying, and I'm an ancient ruler from Loathing past. Let me tell you, the iron-fisted strategy of "kill everyone you don't like" tends to get you killed. I would know. I died my first time by some guy with a hammer. My second death was by that same guy with that hammer. My third death- you know what, I'll just start telling you guys about the deaths that DIDN'T end with that same guy with the hammer.
Yo peeps! I'm Duvi. Wanna know more about what I'm like, look at my tumblr, http://duvi0.tumblr.com
talk to me on Skype (mossyduvi0) or Steam (duvi0), or watch my streams at http://twitch.tv/duvi0!
However, my description of myself goes like this: I'm a smart idiot who writes and designs well, but as jacks of all trades go, I can really do jack.
That dude with the hammer died like 40,000 years ago. I finally beat him after I found out his secret weakness: taking away his hammer. Enough of that, though; point is, Trump, bud, you gotta realize that some guy with a hammer's gonna beat you to death if you build that wall.
Yo peeps! I'm Duvi. Wanna know more about what I'm like, look at my tumblr, http://duvi0.tumblr.com
talk to me on Skype (mossyduvi0) or Steam (duvi0), or watch my streams at http://twitch.tv/duvi0!
However, my description of myself goes like this: I'm a smart idiot who writes and designs well, but as jacks of all trades go, I can really do jack.
No, Emile, one plus one does not equal four. ... Well then maybe you should count how many types Ludicolo has, then. ... Look, I gotta hang up, some sort of toilet is trying to destroy all of humanity. ... Alright, I'll talk to you again. ... Bye.
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I am an empty trash can. As such, I am very offended that I am associated with trash like Donald Trump here. What do I look like, one of those filthy New York City trashcans that are always full?! Jeez.
Chill Clawbster.
i support trash can in his cause, i shall not leave trash can offended by your quality trump jokes.
therefore the Clawbster sues thee.
