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Magical Vending Machine

...or in other words: post-whoring
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Goomba98
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Goomba98 » 9 years ago

You get a piece of paper that says "You didn't insert anything."

I insert the following text:
U g3T /-\ P3iC30rZ 0f0RZ P/-\3PR T/-\]-[T 5/-\Y5 U DId|\|\T I|\|5/-\RT0RZ /-\|\|YT]-[I|\|G\ !11111 0]\/[G wtf |_0|_

i0RZ I|\|5/-\RT T3]-[ f0|_0WI|\|G T3XT
3|\|g|_I5]-[2|\|0bI5]-[0RZ TR/-\|\|5|_/-\2R 0RZ

TR/-\|\|5|_/-\3T /-\|\|y0RZ P3IC3 0F 3|\|G|_I5]-[ T3xT0rZ i|\|2 |\|0bI5]-[ /-\0RZ |_/-\|\|gU/-\3g0RZ 5P0K3|\| BY |\|0B5 !111!1 0]\/[G WTf

3|\|T3R T3]-[ t3XT 20rZ Tr/-\|\|5|_/-\3T 2 |\|0BI5]-[ (]\/[/-\XI]\/\/[ 1000RZ C]-[/-\R/-\cT/-\R5)

0PTI0|\|5 U5/-\ 3XTR3]\/[3 |\|0BI5|-| TR/-\|\|5|_/-\tI0|\| (/-\K/-\ C0]\/[P|_3T3 R/-\T/-\RD ]\/[0D3)
/-\d u53|_350RZ 3]\/[0TIC0|\|50RZ
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Ashan
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Ashan » 9 years ago

Goomba98 wrote:You get a piece of paper that says "You didn't insert anything."

I insert the following text:
U g3T /-\ P3iC30rZ 0f0RZ P/-\3PR T/-\]-[T 5/-\Y5 U DId|\|\T I|\|5/-\RT0RZ /-\|\|YT]-[I|\|G\ !11111 0]\/[G wtf |_0|_

i0RZ I|\|5/-\RT T3]-[ f0|_0WI|\|G T3XT
3|\|g|_I5]-[2|\|0bI5]-[0RZ TR/-\|\|5|_/-\2R 0RZ

TR/-\|\|5|_/-\3T /-\|\|y0RZ P3IC3 0F 3|\|G|_I5]-[ T3xT0rZ i|\|2 |\|0bI5]-[ /-\0RZ |_/-\|\|gU/-\3g0RZ 5P0K3|\| BY |\|0B5 !111!1 0]\/[G WTf

3|\|T3R T3]-[ t3XT 20rZ Tr/-\|\|5|_/-\3T 2 |\|0BI5]-[ (]\/[/-\XI]\/\/[ 1000RZ C]-[/-\R/-\cT/-\R5)

0PTI0|\|5 U5/-\ 3XTR3]\/[3 |\|0BI5|-| TR/-\|\|5|_/-\tI0|\| (/-\K/-\ C0]\/[P|_3T3 R/-\T/-\RD ]\/[0D3)
/-\d u53|_350RZ 3]\/[0TIC0|\|50RZ

You get a confusing response.

I insert HIV.
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Goomba98
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Goomba98 » 9 years ago

You get Furba98.

I melt a Goopa into pure goo and insert it.
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Ashan
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Ashan » 9 years ago

Goomba98 wrote:You get Furba98.

I melt a Goopa into pure goo and insert it.
You get a clocked up vending machine.

I insert the vending machine specialist that unclogged the vending machine.
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Daarkbuu
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Daarkbuu » 9 years ago

you get a bloody mess

i insert a toilet.
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Goomba98
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Goomba98 » 9 years ago

You get an egg on the vine.

I pee into the vending machine(since you inserted a toilet)
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Paralars
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Paralars » 9 years ago

you get back thousand times as much pee.

I insert goomba98's leg.
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Daarkbuu
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Daarkbuu » 9 years ago

You get cries of joy.

I insert Goomba98's head.
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Goomba98
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Goomba98 » 9 years ago

My head comes back out, saying "What do you think you're doing?"

I insert the pipe background from Super Mario Thousand Year... nevermind.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby ItsFuntime » 6 months ago

All you get is a wrench and nothing else.

I insert a boomerang into the vending machine.
n~yoron Hey, this is Jared Funtime! I hope your feet are doing okay! nyoro~n
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KobaBeach
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby KobaBeach » 6 months ago

You get the boomerang back.

I insert a Virtua Formula setup. Get you the exciting race.
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Gardenolva
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Gardenolva » 6 months ago

You got Michael Schumacher

I inserted a Sekiro PS4 CD
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby ItsFuntime » 6 months ago

You get five shurikens thrown at you! Think fast if you want to survive!

I insert a few fluffy pillows, along with a Miku figurine.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby HamsterZerg » 5 months ago

You get a trio of singing robot ducks.

I insert this surprisingly-attractive Kirby:

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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Sturg » 5 months ago

You get this:
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I insert 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Sebby19
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Sebby19 » 5 months ago

You get a pamphlet for Alcoholics Anonymous.

I insert $100, of Monopoly money
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Awoo
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Re: Magical Vending Machine (MVM)

Postby Awoo » 5 months ago

A small, green plastic house drops out.

I insert an AoL demo CD from 1995
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Sebby19
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Sebby19 » 5 months ago

You get one clay pigeon

I now insert $1000 from the Game of Life.
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Quadro
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Quadro » 5 months ago

You got mail!

I insert a sealed volume of my favorite manga.
"Wherever you are tonight,
I wish you the best of everything."

-Tom Petty
"And all the fools sailed away..."

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Sebby19
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Sebby19 » 5 months ago

You get a blank body pillow.

I now toss raocow inside :rao:
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ItsFuntime
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby ItsFuntime » 5 months ago

You get Sheath, Kood, and Gravytea! :sheath: :gravytea: :kood:





I insert a Tabby Slime.
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Gardenolva
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Gardenolva » 5 months ago

You got 1 Tabby Plort

Time to dump in Sonic Rings that I never made use of (when did I get them?)
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HamsterZerg
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby HamsterZerg » 5 months ago

You get Jupiter.

I insert a great blue windrunner.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

Postby Quadro » 5 months ago

You got a tail. Wow!

I insert a CD of Bob Dylan's greatest hits.
"Wherever you are tonight,
I wish you the best of everything."

-Tom Petty
"And all the fools sailed away..."

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Awoo
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Re: Magical Vending Machinima

Postby Awoo » 5 months ago

A harmonica falls out

I insert a PlayStation 1 demo disk
ワンワン :pal:
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