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Describe a video game poorly

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A pepperoni with arms, legs and a pair of sunglasses must wander through a bunch of levels saving other pepperonis with only the ability to jump and shoot clouds of smoke at enemies.
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The 500 char limit is evil. :P
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Bird School, which is for Birds

a blue child grapples with the moral dilemmas of impurity, temptation, and stealing a vegetable's balloons

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You slam your shoulders against walls and monsters to become greedy and rich
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*sums up the plot of Sonic '06*
Come on now, is there really any GOOD way to describe it?
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you kill monsters and make stuff with their vital organs.
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TheFinalSentinel wrote:*sums up the plot of Sonic '06*
Come on now, is there really any GOOD way to describe it?
Bestiality saves spacetime.
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Blivsey wrote:
TheFinalSentinel wrote:*sums up the plot of Sonic '06*
Come on now, is there really any GOOD way to describe it?
Bestiality saves spacetime.
My point exactly.
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Naked kid cries himselves to death, while avoiding being killed by said himselves.
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it's like minecraft but 2d, IN SPAAAAACE
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You start very small, and you continue to grow and customize only to be disappointed once you actually leave the planet.
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Pikabread wrote:it's like minecraft but 2d, IN SPAAAAACE
the stark opposite by name

about a bunch of kids who take on the devil himself whilst in metal boxes
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a manchild kills your family and introduces capitalism
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Demonic freaks seek out vegetables.
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life
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you can't have fun because furries from space are too powerful
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force medieval warriors to breed to create super soldiers, then kill satan
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The Stock Market: The Board Game
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everything goes downhill from the character customization
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You go around eating dots and run away from ghosts
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Live in a town where everyone is an animal (except you).

Primates rescue other primates from a giant reptile.

Hey. This is Ken Griffey Jr. Let's play Major League Baseball.
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Fight if you want but you don't have to.
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seal your friends, family and fictional characters on an island and wait until they start dating
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Explore a huge military base and murder aliens! Or don't.
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unsatisfying PG vore
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Scattered cats warning in effect
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