Describe a video game poorly
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all the fun of a B-movie horror, except no one ever knows how to play the damn game correctly
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Dress up as animals and kill people horribly, it's all pointless and then the Soviets kill everyone
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Huh?
Guess it was nothing.
Guess it was nothing.
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Fly to the right while blowing up enemies and avoiding walls
basically every sidescrolling shooter ever
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you pick one of a hundred mercenaries, kill people, get gold, and destroy architecture for no apparent reason.
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Spin your way through a bunch of portals, defeating weird bosses and ultimately intruding on a fight between 2 sentient masks in order to fight a scientist
crash bandicoot 3 warped
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You are in a mall. You have a time limit for some reason. You run around with your shopping cart and race with other people to see who can find everything on their shopping list first.
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You try to earn the affection of your senpai, and when you fail you can murder everybody and start over
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Sidescrolling shooter of memetic proportions.
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Ten little Kirbys on a quest to become one A Kirby game where you can't copy or eat anything.
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A candy game that makes you lose your sanity. Oh and you have to wait if you keep losing.
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Doesn't that describe four or five of the games?tangeruse wrote:Ten little Kirbys on a quest to become one A Kirby game where you can't copy or eat anything.
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You could eat in the original, which was one of the few you couldn't copy in. Pinball Land, Star Stacker, Block Ball, Canvas/Rainbow Curse, Mass Attack and Epic Yarn are the ones that fit the officially given description.
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The game that when I play, I get lost in a phase, but then I realize I'm stuck in a someone's maze.
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Pikmin...?
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