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Describe a video game poorly

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There are two versions of this game based on a movie: Swod and not swod
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King's Quest, but without the humor.

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You fight a whale in this game.
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You see this EVERYTHING here? Well, now you're dead.
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An incompetent defense attorney makes a mockery of the legal process by frequently consulting children and fortune tellers.
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you time travel in convoluted ways to fix a really easy death



if you guess this game you're incredible
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Don't trust circus ringleaders.

Did I guess correctly? :3

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Rockythechao wrote:Don't trust circus ringleaders.

Did I guess correctly? :3


nnnnnnnnnnnnope
here's a hint, it was remade for the PSP
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become the king of demons and go kill god

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Dagnabbit I forgot about Infinite. Though I believe the PSP was the first and only console that game was released on...

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Arrange candies until either chaos theory allows you to proceed or you run out of lives. Pay actual money go do it some more.
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nnnnnnnnnope you guys will never guess it!

i'll go on witht he forum game anyhoo.

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It's from Japan.
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a bunch of primates in snazzy suits band together to reclaim their meager ville from inflatable demons
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well, you're in space and there's like a whole thing and then like they fight against imaginary yet not really imaginary things
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You befriend a buttload-
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone fighting Xenomorphs
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It's Harvest Moon, but not.
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a guy goes on a quest and he can learn a bunch of spells but it's impossible to learn them all and magic barrier is like super useful because everything is magic and for some reason you try to return the magical objects of the elements but then the people are like "okay you can keep it"
even though they seemed to have needed it
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Darkonius64 wrote:you time travel in convoluted ways to fix a really easy death
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Just like real life, except it's harder to make friends
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You run into enemies to kill them.
And hope you win.
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The princess has been taken to the center of a triangular universe. Rescue the princess from the center of the triangular universe.
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Survive by killing others and absorbing their remains.
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You think you traveled, somehow, in a distant future, but in reality, it's just a dream

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