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Describe a video game poorly

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Describe a video game poorly

Postby TheFinalSentinel » 4 years ago

Guy saves his girlfriend by feeding her exotic meats.

Exactly what the title says. Take a game, and give it a terrible description.

But yeah, let's not clutter up the Twitter thread with this nonsense.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Wolfolotl » 4 years ago

the weapons are the proletariat and the playable characters are the bourgeoisie
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby pholtos » 4 years ago

Extremely lethargic person must help an overly chatty ball with an eye to get out of an insanely large broken down facility.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Rixithechao » 4 years ago

(Modified version of mine from the Twitter thread so folks don't have to sift through all of my dumb opinions)

A bunch of people in suits yell at each other a lot and a few of them keep shoving a small metal trinket in the others' faces.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby pholtos » 4 years ago

Two rectangles battle it out for eternity with nothing but a square.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Minnakht » 4 years ago

Teams of five people, or not people, assault the other team's fortress, backed by a lot of expendable flunkies. And you can buy items.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby TheVulpineHero1 » 4 years ago

You are a jerk who doesn't bathe. Your job is to remove yourself and a girl with no nose from the world, by trying to interface every single item with every single person.
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Postby Sorel » 4 years ago

you use the spirits of dead people and things to kill monsters and demons. and sometimes even gods.
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Postby metasomnia? » 4 years ago

You jump and shoot and move to the right (for the most part)
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Postby Dizzybelle » 4 years ago

stack blocks until they go away then do it again
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Postby Pikabread » 4 years ago

cram woodland creatures capable of destroying the human race into tiny spheres and use them to have legalized cockfights
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Postby raekuul » 4 years ago

The Nanoha Approach doesn't exactly work down here.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Blivsey » 4 years ago

A man rides his own head into battle against a monster riding HIS own head.
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Postby TheFinalSentinel » 4 years ago

Man in blue suit points and shouts a lot.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Maiku Wotaharu » 4 years ago

A racing game with gore.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby churine » 4 years ago

_______ is a dodging-and-selecting roleplaying game.
Explore the caves until you reach the ending.
You can also save your game and continue from where you left off.

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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Hacchi » 4 years ago

Escape from an alien planet by enslaving the local plantlife
The sparkly pink thing that might bite your head off.

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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Ivy » 4 years ago

it's like minecraft but 2d
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby raekuul » 4 years ago

A kid gets lost trying to find his dad.

Pitfall



A kid wrecks his bike in an unfamiliar neighborhood. Some of the local teenagers take parts from his bike when he's not looking and hide them at their houses.

Commander Keen in Marooned on Mars



A dude kicks animals around while on his way to meet his girlfriend.

Super Mario Bros



A girl at one with nature goes exploring, falls into a cave, and eventually comes across pirates.

Jill of the Jungle trilogy



A dad gets lost trying to find his kid.

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Ivy » 4 years ago

Sonic & friends drive around in cars when they would probably be better off on foot anyways
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby TheVulpineHero1 » 4 years ago

One of these six Japanese kids is about to go nuts and murder their friends. Guess which one.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Telamon » 4 years ago

Mario is sentenced to community service.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Zha Hong Lang » 4 years ago

play as one of two lolis against (at least) six others, while in the midst of fireworks.

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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Window Squeegee » 4 years ago

A small child kills everything under his basement, including the Devil himself, by vomiting lasers

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Re: Describe a video game poorly

Postby Ivy » 4 years ago

Window Squeegee wrote:A small child kills everything under his basement, including the Devil himself, by vomiting lasers
this is more situational than mine....
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