Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 3 - BAD END

[Xalnop]

2111 Monies

[Dizzybelle]

[Animita]

3 Grand.

[YelseyKing]

And the actual retail pri--

*buzzer* *buzzer* *buzzer* *buzzer*

...well, I knew it'd happen sooner or later. That sound means you've all overbid. Erase the bids, please.

Right. Now, you'll all have to bid again, same order. The lowest bid was $1,450, so make your new bids *below* that.

[128-Up]

I was wondering if this was going to happen.
I'm a little surprised that it did, though. Must be a terrible painting.

I'm going for $900 this time, please.

[Xalnop]

$725

[Dizzybelle]

[Animita]

Let's slash a 0 off my last one. $300

[YelseyKing]

*waits*

*no buzzer*

Good. No overbid this time. Actual retail price of that "fine" "artwork" is... $1,100! Well, what do you expect from meme art?

128-Up, you're the winner, so get on up here, and... well, you know we haven't had any winners today. So wouldn't it be exciting if our first winner walked away with *this*?!

*doors swing open, revealing a shiny red car*

Meya: It's a new car! It's the Doge Spitfire, the ultimate in meme-named vehicles! This four-door comes equipped with standard features, plus rear window defrosters, 8-disc CD player, power doors, and little fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror! The Doge Spitfire!

...so you're here now, Meya. Where'd Ayjo go?

Meya: Off un-rigging Plinko. Spoilsport.

Well, whatever.

So, 128-Up, your game is Pathfinder, and-- Meya, you didn't rig *this* one, too, did you?

Meya: What? Of course not! Would I do that?

Yes.

Meya: Well. I didn't!

I don't trust you at all, but I'll let it slide. Anyhow, this game is pretty neat. First off, though, let's give you the first number in the price of that car:

Two. Now, the rules of this game are fairly straightforward. You're standing in the center of that grid of numbers. All you have to do is step to each correct number in the price of the car in order. If you choose right, you'll be allowed to move on. If you choose *wrong*, however, the game isn't necessarily over. See those three prizes up on the turntable? *points to three podiums with prizes on them* Those are your ticket back into the game. First, Meya, what have we got up there?

Meya: First, a six-pack of playing cards. Standard ones, good for poker, blackjack, cribbage, and more! Face cards included!

Meya: Second, it's a waffle iron. No frills, it makes four delicious waffles at once!

Meya: And finally, we have a copy of Call of Honor: Medal of Duty: Modern Halo Battlefield of Gears III Platinum Edition! The latest in the overhyped and lackluster FPS series from Ubivision. Come on. You know you want it.

Now, if you make any mistakes, you'll have to pick one of those prizes, after which I'll show you two prices, and you'll guess which of them is correct. If you're right, you win that prize, and it's back to the main game. If you're wrong, you can pick another and try again. The game only ends if you've made a mistake on the Pathfinder board after having exhausted your supply of small prizes.

Phew. That was a mouthful. One last thing: There is no diagonal movement in this game, so step either to the 1 above you, the 3 to your left, the 0 below you, or the 8 to your right... whichever you believe is correct!

[128-Up]

Oh sheesh, this is gonna suck...

Uh, let's go left and step on the 3, please.

[YelseyKing]

*strange buzzer that sounds like "beeeoooooo" or somesuch*

Well. It's not 3, so you'll have to guess the price of one of those small prizes to get another chance. Which one would you like to guess the price of?

[128-Up]

Let's go for the video game, please.

[YelseyKing]

The video game it is, then.

Is that game $30 or $60?

Sorry for the delay. I realized I'd forgotten to make these graphics... and I procrastinated. Needless to say, it took me about five minutes to whip up this thing. Yay laziness.

[128-Up]

That has to be $60, surely.

[YelseyKing]

And you are...

...correct! That game is now yours, and you're back on the board. Step to a different number!

[128-Up]

Right, let's try stepping up onto the 1 instead.

[YelseyKing]

*clangclangclangclangclang*

And *that* cheerful sound means you're right! Light it up!

Now it gets a little easier. You can't go backwards, only forward. So the next digit is either the 2 to your left, the 3 above you, or the 8 to your right.

[128-Up]

I have a price in my head... hoping it works.
Step onto the 8 please.

[YelseyKing]

*clangclangclangclangclang*

Excellent! Only two more numbers, and you're our first winner of the day. Is the next digit the 8 below you, the 5 to your right, or the 7 above you?

[128-Up]

okay, I'm pretty sure what the last digit is, but the penultimate one's a 50/50 shot... so here goes

Step on the 5 please.

[YelseyKing]

*beeeeeoooooooo*

Well. It's not the 5... but you have two more prizes, so go ahead and pick another.

[128-Up]

Let's try the playing cards, please.

[YelseyKing]

Are they $18 or $30?

[128-Up]

...Oh, this is tricky. Well there's six decks, so it's either $3 or $5 per deck...

and $5 sounds more likely, so I'm gonna say $30.

[YelseyKing]

And it's...

*buzzer*

...$18. Must be the value pack. Well, you don't win that one, but you still have the waffle iron.

Is that $42 or $60? And you'd better get this one right, or it's game over...