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Image Ayjo: ...and it was like, thirteen feet tall!

Image Meya: That's... interesting, I guess?

Image Ayjo: Yeah, it was crazy! I mean, first there was the moose, and then-- ... oh. Oh! Are we on? Yeah? *sigh* Let's get this over with...

Image Ayjo: Here it comes! From the "Forum Games" section of the Gazebo at Talkhaus, it's the forum's most exciting however-long-this-takes of fantastic prizes! The fabulous surely-more-than-60-minutes Talkhaus Price is Right!

Sturg, come on down!

Willhart, come on down!

bkamakaze, come on down!

And jayScribble, come on down!

Image Ayjo: You are the first four contestants on...
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*The Price is Right theme starts playing*

Image Ayjo: And here's our host... YelseyKing!

Thank you, Ayjo! I know you still hate doing this! And to our audience and contestants, it's been a long wait, but we're back with a vengeance! We've got some new and updated graphics, a pricing game I didn't actually do when I last did a forum TPiR game, and even a couple pricing games that are retired on the actual show itself! So let's get things going! Ayjo, what's our first item up for bids?

*two models bring out a podium with a full desktop computer setup on it*

Image Ayjo: It's a desktop PC with all the works! From Pewlett-Hackard, this ubermachine features 4 gigs RAM, a 3 terabyte hard drive, and a...pretty good graphics card. Perfect for gaming! Comes with printer, as well as two, count 'em, *two* USB video game controllers! I mean, this is a gaming rig, man.
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Fancy new name tags. Hells yeah. Also, those one-bid podiums have been... improved slightly. Hey, I'm no good at graphics. Go easy on me. :P

Anyhow, you should all know the rules by now. Closest to the actual retail price of that computer without going over wins it and gets to come up here and play a pricing game, yadda yadda. Sturg bids first, followed by Willhart, bkamakaze, and jayScribble.

It's on!
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Hells yeah!
Sturg wrote:
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I'll go with 1813.
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 3 - Cover Up

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Excellent. Now. The actual retail price of that computer system is... $2,755! Must've had one of those monster graphics cards in there!
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Willhart, come on up here!

Now, follow me up to the turntable, and... let's get things started with a bang today! Ayjo, what do we have?

*the big doors swing opened, revealing a shiny blue car*

Image Ayjo: It's a new car! It's the imaginatively-named "Car", from the equally imaginatively-named "Car Manufacturers Inc.". Comes with seats, steering wheel, doors, rear windows, and tires! The Car!
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Cover Up! This is one of my favorite games (and that new one I whipped up just for this episode). That board may look somewhat complicated, but this game is fairly simple: See that price down there of $19,832? Yeah, that's not the right price of the car. Not in the slightest. Not even a single digit of it is correct. However, all the digits in the *actual* price are located in those rows of numbers you see *above* the false price. What you need to do is take one number from each column you believe is in the price of the car. For instance, the first digit of the car is either 3 or 2, the second is either 2, 4, or 1, and so on down the line.

Once you've picked the five digits you believe are in the price of the car, I'll light up any you have correct. If you have even *one* number correct, the game will continue, and you'll be allowed to pick numbers to replace whichever you have wrong. If any of the *new* picks are correct, the game will once again continue, and you can once again replace the incorrect digits. It continues this way until you've either gotten every digit correct (in which case you win), or your picks result in no new correct numbers (in which case, well, you lose).

Good luck!
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wow. that is an expensive car. Let's see... 21619.
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Sorry guys *gar*, I was sleeping literally *gar* on the backstage *voir*. :oops:

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We now have a price of $21,619. Is he a winner?!

*buzzer*

...no. But like I said, if any of those numbers are correct, you're still alive. Light up any numbers he may have right!
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Oh my! That was an *excellent* guess! *Four* digits correct... and some of the tougher ones, no less! Well, this is both a good thing and a bad thing. The good news is, all you have to replace is that 1. The bad news is, you've basically got a 50/50 shot, as for better or worse, this game is over after your next move. Choose carefully!
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(>'_')> 24619
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Now we have a price of $24,619. If that's right, we have our first winner of the day. Do we have our first winner of the day?!

*buzzer*
*losing horns*

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At least I can get to keep the new computer. =)
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We return. Ayjo, who do we have up next?

Image Ayjo: We have, uh... dr...dah...dr...vibble... Okay, I have absolutely *no* idea how the hell to pronounce this name. *holds up a slip of paper on it with 'dr_vblschrf' written on it". This guy! Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!

Welcome, welcome, one of hard-to-pronounce name. Now, what's our next item up for bids?

Image Ayjo: A bunch of random camping gear from all sorts of companies whose names I am not obligated to reveal because they didn't buy sponsorship! All this stuff includes one 8x8 and one 7x7 tent, a double burner camp stove, five electric lanterns, five rechargeable electric flashlights, pots and pans for outdoor cooking, and... fishing tackles? What? Great Outdoors not included.
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Lovely.

Now, dr_vblschrf bids first, followed by bkamakaze, jayScribble, and Sturg. Bid wisely. Or unwisely, if it so pleases you.
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Bids!

The actual retail price of that camping equipment is... *looks up at podiums* ... well, that hurts. $1,099.
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jayScribble is over by a buck! But that just means dr_vblschrf wins instead! Come on up here, Mr. The Fox!

And we have... Actually, I think we have a few prizes waiting, Ayjo?

Image Ayjo: Aye. How about...

*large doors swing opened*

Image Ayjo: A riding lawnmower, a dinette set, and three smartphones!

Image Ayjo: First, from John Doe, the leader in unidentified landscaping tools for an indeterminate number of years, it's a riding lawn mower! It's... gas-powered, which they felt was important enough to include on the prize description card, because apparently we're now powering lawn mowers with the souls of children or something. Anyhow, it cuts grass. You can also race them, if you live in a redneck town or something. That's always a hoot.

Image Ayjo: Second, from the Furniture Store, this lovely finished oak dinette set is 7 feet across, four feet wide. That's pretty large, I'd say. Comes with six equally oak dining chairs. All those dishes and stuff are for display purposes only and don't come with this prize. Buy your own, cheapskate.

Image Ayjo: Finally, the... are we allowed to actually say its name? Three...smartphones... oh the hell with it. They're iPhones. From... all right, I'm not crossing this line, since I'mma not get paid for this. They're by some well-known fruit company. You know the one. They're... like... version ... 6? 7? I don't keep up with these things, dammit!
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You are as unhelpful as always, Ayjo. Thank you.

Now, Dr. Fox, your game is One Wrong Price. See those three prices? One of them is wrong. Two of them are right. If you can guess which of the three is the titular One Wrong Price, you win them all. Simple? Simple!

Now, choose carefully...
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John Doe's Power Mowers...I think?
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The dinette set!
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