raocow's talkhaus

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Where'd I park my car?

Somewhere in Ultra Space.

Who parked their car... on my sandwich?!

Who put your sandwich under my car?
How do steering wheels work?

Wheely well.

Who's who?

Who, that's who!

How about you?

Who's on first base, You is on third.

But what's the name of the bus driver?

Uh, brown.
Is bread toast?

Only if it has been properly breaded

When should I leave my house to go to the store?

Over a billion years after First Impact... which happened billions of years ago. Lucky you!

George! Are you still filling your water with volcanicity?

I'm not George! But that George still may very well be!

When was the first sewage system established in North America!?

Lemme guess...New York?

Is there gonna be a way to make a Scuttlebug Jamboree?

When you look up lavendar mayonnaise salamander's ideas of salad and soup, they say there's going to be a good way to in November

What even?

Odd

How many does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Too many.

We already have Bossa Nova, why hasn't anyone made Employea Nova?

Because depending on the company you are working for it might be Associateanova, Teammemberanova, or some other term that avoids the dreaded "E"-word.

When is Daylight Spendings Day?

Awoo wrote: ↑5 years ago When is Daylight Spendings Day?

The day on which we leave the dreaded clutch of daylight savings and return to our normal schedule. The unspoken pain of our clocks being set forward for a whole half a year is relented on that day, giving us the joy that we had been waiting to 'spend'. A truly beautiful holiday.

When will our technology advance so that raocow can obtain an immortal robot body, thus continuing to create lets plays until the foreseeable end of the universe?

Tuesday

Should I smooch this power outlet?

only if your desire is strong enough to overcome any amount of pain and suffering for your goal

what does the singularity of a black hole taste like?

Licorice

If I go into the woods and a tree falls on a hot evening but I'm not there to hear it because pineapples are on sale at the farmer's market, why did that guy wear a helmet to protect himself from the dangers of mustard?

Because pineapples that are sold at market on a hot evening when a tree falls in the woods are known for secreting fatal mustard, DUH.

What man?

The secret of miserable piles.

How do you pronounce ?

VVVvvVVvvvvvVVvvVvv, while staring straight forwards at nothing. The magic doesn't work otherwise.

The question is, when you really think about it, more general than you're making it out to be. In actual fact, what we should be asking is, "Can this policy change have the impact we are intending even if only half of the membership decide to follow suit?"

Well, if every member gets two new subscribers each, and those new members each get two more new subscribers themselves...

On a scale of one to ten,?

Twelve.

How many roads must a man walk down?

At least one (1) lonely road.

What's the price of a pre-owned hot dog?