raocow's talkhaus

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When you were a kid, did you believe that the moon is a giant white cookie in the night skies?

It's obviously a Sandvich.

Why are the dressed as crash test dummies?

Through the Sea of Time.

Did I pass the test?

That depends.

Mom why are combines here?

Henry Freeman Combines are from science and outter space and hate humens.

Who won? Whos next ? You decide!

Ignoritus! Horikawa Otane! No I don't!

How do you feel about makeshift Dry Bones?

They make for good race car drivers.

Can you ask a ridiculous question?

Well, I gotta try...

Because scissors always and also sometimes exist in Hari-Kari Ravine, and despite the dispentryporter going on the rocks around a frisk, what is the average space-air velocity of an unladen elephant in perpetual motion?

Well, when you take into account that scissors would limit the dispentryporter to only 40 nodes, the average space-air velocity of an unladen elephant in perpetual motion is about 6.3 kilometers per-second.

When did Ganon's return happen in relation to Back to the Future, if Sora was the main character of Epic Mickey?

That's a trick question, it wasn't Ganon who returned but his great-grandfather, Budorf "Calamity" Gannen.

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, this photo of a potato chip that looks like three-time WWE world heavyweight champion Daniel Bryan when you look at it from a certain angle?

Sasquatch.

Whatcha doin', Mr. Volcano?

Plate tectonics.
Huh?

Yuh.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

FINLAND!

What is the best way to misspell Mississippi?

With no eyes!

What is the best way to make a sandwich using only ingredients that you could easily find in the middle of the night in a hotel room on a vacation to a place with no mayonnaise?

Make soup.

What is a talkhaus?

So, do you deliver your own mail or do you have your own mail person? But then who delivers his mail? Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?

All mail is distributed by the Mail Queen, a gigantic beast at the heart of the Earth. The mailmen are merely drones following orders and have no address to which they would recieve mail. All hail the great mail hivemind, may the Queen flourish in her stamp-filled kingdom.

If pushing the door won't work, and pulling it won't work, how do I get inside?

Unlock the door, then enter through the window.

When I have 8 apples and my friend wants 4 tangerines, how should I distribute ice cream cones?

With whipped cream.
What are games?

Chess, solitaire, and billiards, just to name literally a few.

HOW DOES MOLES

Very carefully.
What does a mirror look like?

It looks like you. And me. And... ALL OF YOU!

Who is the winner of the video games?

That would be Dave from Billings, Montana! You were our 500th caller! How do you feel?

60,000 miles of nerves

What is Tactical Espionage Action, anyway