You see, footlongs are called footlongs because they are literally a footlong, and so is the radius of their pungent foot-like smell. It is the bane of every child and dwarf and non-masochist's existence to have a sandwich that is just that little bit too long that destroys their noses and minds and general senses. It is why what we USUALLY call footlongs are never EXACTLY one foot long. They are fake footlongs, because the real things are absolutely horrifying and have been locked away underground molding forever.
How many bugs have you killed today?
I have no social media presence, my only purpose here is to dismay and terrify you all, and I hope to continue to do so - Me, on one of Duvi0's Drawful streams
Y'know, Cesspool, that is, like, honestly... That was what I expected from you, and y'know what? That's my favorite thing that anyone does, specifically. Cesspool I adore you. - Duvi0 that same stream
Which one of you is the nerd that went to sleep with their barbecue in the bed again?
Zeyphr - Today at 7:50 PM
what if all of the ASMT universe was one of Calleoca's fanfics
tangy - Today at 7:51 PM
:O
Zeyphr - Today at 7:51 PM
t'would certainly explain the loose canon
tangy - Today at 7:52 PM
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Zeyphr - Today at 7:50 PM
what if all of the ASMT universe was one of Calleoca's fanfics
tangy - Today at 7:51 PM
:O
Zeyphr - Today at 7:51 PM
t'would certainly explain the loose canon
tangy - Today at 7:52 PM
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!