Why can't you cook my eggs properly?
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Aggressive and has venom? I told you I wanted my eggs over easy!
Why can't you cook my eggs properly?
Why can't you cook my eggs properly?
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That's a very good question.
Who will they ever find to replace the Pyro?
Who will they ever find to replace the Pyro?
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Depends. Who's 'they'?
Actually, who is they?
Actually, who is they?
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They have *always* been here.
How much is that doggie in the window?
How much is that doggie in the window?
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That will be $39 dollars. However, we accept checks, Bitcoin, and pop tabs.
Who can kick a football from here out to Afghanistan?
Who can kick a football from here out to Afghanistan?
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Iji, but she needs Strength 255 kick that ball from Sector 1 to Afghanistan
How to delete Fortnite out of existence?
How to delete Fortnite out of existence?
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KING CRIMSON! Fortnine's existence has been erased?
Is that how that works?
Is that how that works?
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That is how that works, but you also need a tactile nuke along with a microwave.
How do you grow ketchup?
How do you grow ketchup?
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Well, you take a normal tomato plant, and then you crush its dreams
This causes it to become a ketchup plant
What's a new recipe?
This causes it to become a ketchup plant
What's a new recipe?
Something goes here sometime.
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Oh yeah, I have a Youtube channel
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I'd give it to you, but the ingredients haven't been invented yet and I don't want to risk contaminating the timeline.
Why can't you just give me a straight answer?
Why can't you just give me a straight answer?
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Because I only give homosexual answers and bisexual answers, that's why.
Hello down there! Would you like a jawbreaker?
Hello down there! Would you like a jawbreaker?
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Yes.
I'm going to the store, you want something?
I'm going to the store, you want something?
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About five feet.
Of course! Don't you know anything about science?!
Of course! Don't you know anything about science?!
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No, I flunked. T-T
What is the measure of a warrior? Seriously.
What is the measure of a warrior? Seriously.
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Mah boi! True warriors are measured by miles each month.
I wonder what's for dinner?
I wonder what's for dinner?
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I'm so hungry, I could eat my stuff!
Did she make lotsa spaghetti?
Did she make lotsa spaghetti?
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you guessed it, it's an Octillery....I mean an Octorock
How can we have Partners in Time but not Partners in Space as well?
How can we have Partners in Time but not Partners in Space as well?
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Dialga's a lot less stingy when it comes to his copyrights.
Is Pepsi okay?
Is Pepsi okay?
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I think he's recovering after getting run over by a giant rolling soda can.
Skeleton?
Skeleton?
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Dealer of the Pokermon Discord Tourneys.
I do LPs, check them out if you'd like.
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The 500 char limit is evil. :P
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That is a noun.
HOOOOWWW many PEEEE-ople s-IIIIIt home at NIIIIIIII-ght, WOOOOONNN-dering if THEEEYYY will BEEEE here to-NIIIIIIIIght?
HOOOOWWW many PEEEE-ople s-IIIIIt home at NIIIIIIII-ght, WOOOOONNN-dering if THEEEYYY will BEEEE here to-NIIIIIIIIght?
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Yes, I do! He sadly was arrested due to a strange form of assault. :(
How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?
How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?
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Why, the very idea of shrimp eating makes me go pink in the face already!
How exactly do pigs run from a gun anyway?
How exactly do pigs run from a gun anyway?