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'Coz it's a sign of the approach of the

Hash Slinging Slasher.



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Right now, YOU!

Are they called footlongs because they're actually a foot long or because they smell like feet?
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Both!

You see, footlongs are called footlongs because they are literally a footlong, and so is the radius of their pungent foot-like smell. It is the bane of every child and dwarf and non-masochist's existence to have a sandwich that is just that little bit too long that destroys their noses and minds and general senses. It is why what we USUALLY call footlongs are never EXACTLY one foot long. They are fake footlongs, because the real things are absolutely horrifying and have been locked away underground molding forever.

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None. They just fainted.

Did you get that thing I sent you?
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Actually, I think it got lost in transit.

Which one of you is the nerd that went to sleep with their barbecue in the bed again?
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Not me. I don't even like barbecue.

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When it's time to Roggenrolla.

Potato or potahto?
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what if all of the ASMT universe was one of Calleoca's fanfics
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:O
Zeyphr - Today at 7:51 PM
t'would certainly explain the loose canon
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Tomato

What exact hour is it in the fever dreams of a mad scientist around three weeks from now?
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Eleven at noon.

When is a Focus Blast a Bug-type Focus Blast?
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When you are playing Bug's Life (video game).

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DSP.

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allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

So if a rose is called Something Else when it's by another name, when is it called Drama Mistery?
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Right now when you called it that. Duh.

Why do you post in forum games so much?
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I guess it just gets my brain ticking more than a Lyme Disease research facility.

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No, you shouldn't trust her. I warned you.

Why are they taking the Hobbits to Isengard?
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Well, actually, he forgot Poland.

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to complicated.

Will you punish me?
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Depends if you had your vitamins yet today.

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One of the five main elements composing the world.

You take me for a little child and ask me for more compromise but do you like you inner life?
The sparkly pink thing that might bite your head off.

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That's hokey. And old JonTron was better!

Is this a movie or a money laundering scheme?
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You're in an expensive laundromat movie.

Is this a thing?
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Only on the 7th day of the 7th month, sadly.

Why would Tentei do such a thing?
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Relax. You're two tents.

Will Salandit successfully remove the metagame from Pokemon?
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The next drawbridge!

Mild or Plate?
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