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Poster A posts a ridiculous question.
Poster B posts a ridiculous answer, and then asks another question.
Poster C does the same as Poster B.
So on and so forth.

Example:
A:"What is the moon made of?"
B:"Calendars. Who was the president of the USA in 1645?"
C:"Loki. Why am I tired of finding new hedgehogs?"

Starting:
Supposing that all universes are unequal, who invented the push-up?
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The Saiyans probably.

If 2+2 is not equal to 4, what is 2+2?
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A waste of my god damn time.

Why do Americans pronounce "Herb" as "Erb"?
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Well they were invented by a man called Herb. He prefers to be called Erb.

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Because you'd have to murder three men and rip out their throats.

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Because it was very deep.

What do cows drink at the evening?
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That's a totally speciesist question because it implies all cows are the same.

How come everytime I'm shopping for groceries I see a waterfall of rice?
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Because of THAT!

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Robots don't have feelings, so no.

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627.

What is the name of my poodle.
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Trick question; you have no poodle

If a trumpet is a horn, what do you call a person whose horns are the shape of trumpets?
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A freak.

What brand of magicians are sorcerers?
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Male.

Why do birds attack you when you sing a Disney song?
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it has to do with the genes that make birds despise everything related to Disney

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The Noodle Burglar. I picked the lock with spaghetti (it took a while)

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Where all your troubles seem so far away.

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Prisoners trapped in cages of flesh.

Who is really in charge of everything?
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The Narrator, because you entered the door to your left.

How would you move a mountain using only a spoon?
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Finish your yogurt, then call up that Moses fellow.

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butts

what relevance does sonic the hedgehog have to religion in general
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Tails had an affair with Joseph of Nazareth

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it's for a pose called "the human pizza"

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I'm an aphysical being composed of digital information. I lack decisive form.

Of all the days in all the year that you're familiar with, what's the one that's really fun?
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Fivesday.

Are these the droids I'm looking for?
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Maybe if you remembered where you put things, you wouldn't lose them so often, Jerry.

Where is the boogie the woogie the beat?
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