Will You Press the Button?

[Bedlam]

Yes. Twelve times a second.

This button disgorges singing bees whenever it is pressed.

[RegiGiygas]

No thank you.

This Button Destroys the Internet. Shall you give it a press?

[Rixithechao]

Tempting, but I think I'll pass.

This button makes you swap places with whoever you want for a week, but you'll instantly swap back the second that week's up regardless of what you're doing. It's also flashing and making obnoxious noises and will not stop doing so after being pressed.

[Gardenolva]

Yep, for the glory of "Stop hitting yourself" routine!

If you pressed this button...

YOU GET SIGNAL!

[Bedlam]

Yes.

This button causes you to realize the government is run by really smelly aardvark people.

[RegiGiygas]

Yes, by pressing it hopefully the mysteries of this world can come closer to being unraveled.

This Button creates lawn chairs when pressed. However, these lawn chairs are living breathing organisms that hunt and devour people who have the letter "T" or the letter "C" in their name. Will ya press it?

[Rixithechao]

Yes. I will capture the lawnchair creatures and dump them in a wildlife reserve on a remote island, eventually developing a theme park around the reserve and creating my own genetically-altered superchairs. Absolutely nothing will go wrong and I'll live a long and happy life.

This button is attached to an indestructible device that releases a hyper-intelligent alligator from a giant tank every five days. Pressing it will immediately release two alligators but deactivate the device for fifteen days.

[BurgerShorts]

Noo.

If you press this button, I'll be mad at you.
WILL U PRES IT?

[RegiGiygas]

Yes. Get over it.

If you press this button, you decide who should be president of the USA for 2016-2020.
Would you press it?

[Minnakht]

heck yeah let's see what putting Bernie there would do

If you press this button, the next thing you eat will taste like bacon, overwriting any other taste. You gonna press it?

[Willhart]

I think so, especially if it's one time thing.

This button is green and it has a spiral on top of it.

[AmeijinMayo]

Yeah sure, sounds like you could get into some shenanigans if pressed.

This button launches you into the head of a giant robot, you decide if the robot becomes a god or a devil. Only you can use it's immense power!

[RegiGiygas]

No. I don't like being launched.

This button warps you to your local supermarket and breaks after 11 uses.

[TheGreatBootLeg]

Yes. I'll just buy another one on the eleventh press!

This button does something. (It's a secret)

[metasomnia?]

Curiosity pressed the button.And probably got hit by a bus afterwards.

This button randomly turns several of your house lights off and on

[alleightbits]

No. Off and on at the same time? That's impossible.
This button grants you proficiency in any ability you desire, but you must lose proficiency in something else of your choosing.

[Rixithechao]

Sure, I don't really care about rolling my tongue anyway.
This button renews a series you love (any medium, TV, comics, games, etc), but it also spawns a separate series that'll become more obnoxiously popular than Shrek, Frozen and the Minions combined.

[Slimeman01]

Eh, no thank you. Some good series are better off ended anyways
You can get x-ray vision, but your eyes will hurt a lot after a long period of usage

[RegiGiygas]

Fine. Any ability is better than no abilities.

This button increases your IQ, and drains your fine motor skills. Or vice versa.

[TheGreatBootLeg]

No thank you.

This button brings back your youth, but causes you to be forever trapped going backwards in time.