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Your username is now a world destroying robot.

...or in other words: post-whoring
Heraga
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Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Post by Heraga »

Wait what? Anyways your Talkhaus username is now a robot that will destroy the world. What super powers and abilities does it have that let it destroy the world?
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Dizzybelle
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Post by Dizzybelle »

its a giant robot bee the size of andorra that explodes the moment it touches anything
this is taxpayers money at its finest
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Sorel
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It controls wool and fluffy things.
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It continuously spouts electric puns.
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it's literally this:
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but as a virtuaroid
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Post by Kapus »

It's not a robot but actually a misunderstood, absent minded sea monster that causes shipwrecks by accidentally bumping into stuff.
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TaviTurnip
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This overlord robot forces everyone to attend her forum from 8-5 seven days a week and will ruin the economical value of anyone who fails to do so.
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A robotic rendition of the Embrace Pokemon that acts like the original but has scythe blades everywhere (arms, legs, even its overalls, and my personal favorite, the thing in its chest). Its functionality serves its master trainer but it kills everyone who dares to hurt its master with no ounce of hesitation.
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Not a single robot, but an entire Zerg Brood roboticized by super-intelligent hamsters from the future.
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It disables all weapons and people's will to fight, therefore destroying the world of combat.
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It puts people to sleep for longer than their bodies can take making everyone starve
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It's practically a Reaper, harvesting humans to make parts of itself out of them and conserving all they know.
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Piter Lauchy
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It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
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Post by july »

Piter_Lauchy wrote:It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
Wow, I only just realised there's no "n" in there. I'd been reading it as "launchy" all this time.
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Post by Piter Lauchy »

Elgadika wrote:
Piter_Lauchy wrote:It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
Wow, I only just realised there's no "n" in there. I'd been reading it as "launchy" all this time.
When I look in the general direction of your avatar, my brain merges your username with your flair and makes "ejaculating" out of it. :mrgreen:
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Form and Function Recharging

I broke down in the nineties and they're still trying to bring me back
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Fermenting FitopRancton


...nevermind
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Whatever the plot demands, really.

If he were smart, you'd be screwed.
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I am perfectly tasty...

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Post by Snakebite969 »

BIG SNAKE ROBOT

IT WILL CONSTRICT THE UNIVERSE, NOW THE EARTH IS RIGHT NEXT TO JUPITER AND EVERY PERSON IS CRUSHED BY THE GRAVITATIONAL FORCE


Hey, you didn't say how big, and it's indirectly destroying the world, surely that counts
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The mecha-maus will scurry around and release high-pitched squeaks, adjusting frequency as needed to shatter various construction materials. If we're lucky, it will run out of energy before it finishes its job and nobody will be dumb enough to wind the key again...
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C L E A N S E
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volatile shitposts at the speed of time itself
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METAL GEAR BLOOPER 2.0
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I monopolize the bread industry and buy obama
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My Ennui Bombs will cripple all that stand before me with existential despair!
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