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Your username is now a world destroying robot.

...or in other words: post-whoring
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Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Heraga » 4 years ago

Wait what? Anyways your Talkhaus username is now a robot that will destroy the world. What super powers and abilities does it have that let it destroy the world?

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bkamakaze
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby bkamakaze » 4 years ago

its a giant robot bee the size of andorra that explodes the moment it touches anything
this is taxpayers money at its finest
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Sorel
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Postby Sorel » 4 years ago

It controls wool and fluffy things.
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Postby pholtos » 4 years ago

It continuously spouts electric puns.
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Postby KobaBeach » 4 years ago

it's literally this:
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but as a virtuaroid
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Postby Kapus » 4 years ago

It's not a robot but actually a misunderstood, absent minded sea monster that causes shipwrecks by accidentally bumping into stuff.

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TaviTurnip
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby TaviTurnip » 4 years ago

This overlord robot forces everyone to attend her forum from 8-5 seven days a week and will ruin the economical value of anyone who fails to do so.
Don't bother fighting if you don't intend to win.

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Gardenolva
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Postby Gardenolva » 4 years ago

A robotic rendition of the Embrace Pokemon that acts like the original but has scythe blades everywhere (arms, legs, even its overalls, and my personal favorite, the thing in its chest). Its functionality serves its master trainer but it kills everyone who dares to hurt its master with no ounce of hesitation.
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HamsterZerg
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Postby HamsterZerg » 4 years ago

Not a single robot, but an entire Zerg Brood roboticized by super-intelligent hamsters from the future.
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No Lynch
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Postby No Lynch » 4 years ago

It disables all weapons and people's will to fight, therefore destroying the world of combat.

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metasomnia?
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Postby metasomnia? » 4 years ago

It puts people to sleep for longer than their bodies can take making everyone starve
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Minnakht
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Postby Minnakht » 4 years ago

It's practically a Reaper, harvesting humans to make parts of itself out of them and conserving all they know.
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Piter Lauchy
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Piter Lauchy » 4 years ago

It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
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july
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby july » 4 years ago

Piter_Lauchy wrote:It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
Wow, I only just realised there's no "n" in there. I'd been reading it as "launchy" all this time.
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Piter Lauchy
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Piter Lauchy » 4 years ago

Elgadika wrote:
Piter_Lauchy wrote:It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
Wow, I only just realised there's no "n" in there. I'd been reading it as "launchy" all this time.
When I look in the general direction of your avatar, my brain merges your username with your flair and makes "ejaculating" out of it. :mrgreen:
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Postby FFR » 4 years ago

Form and Function Recharging

I broke down in the nineties and they're still trying to bring me back

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Postby FFR » 4 years ago

Fermenting FitopRancton


...nevermind

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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Grounder » 4 years ago

Whatever the plot demands, really.

If he were smart, you'd be screwed.
Why don't you eat me?

I am perfectly tasty...

AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL! :twisted:

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Snakebite969
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Snakebite969 » 4 years ago

BIG SNAKE ROBOT

IT WILL CONSTRICT THE UNIVERSE, NOW THE EARTH IS RIGHT NEXT TO JUPITER AND EVERY PERSON IS CRUSHED BY THE GRAVITATIONAL FORCE


Hey, you didn't say how big, and it's indirectly destroying the world, surely that counts
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Nathan the Talkmaus
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Nathan the Talkmaus » 4 years ago

The mecha-maus will scurry around and release high-pitched squeaks, adjusting frequency as needed to shatter various construction materials. If we're lucky, it will run out of energy before it finishes its job and nobody will be dumb enough to wind the key again...
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Window Squeegee
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Postby Window Squeegee » 4 years ago

C L E A N S E

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Wolfolotl
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Postby Wolfolotl » 4 years ago

volatile shitposts at the speed of time itself

Whimsical Calamari
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Whimsical Calamari » 4 years ago

METAL GEAR BLOOPER 2.0
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Pikabread
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Pikabread » 4 years ago

I monopolize the bread industry and buy obama
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Mikkofier
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Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.

Postby Mikkofier » 4 years ago

My Ennui Bombs will cripple all that stand before me with existential despair!
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