Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 2 - It's Over!

pholtos · Post by **pholtos** » 9 years ago

It must be 7.

Post by **YelseyKing** » 9 years ago

70 cents. Now, this is a bit of a conundrum. That by itself will beat Jesuiscontent... but remember that there's one more person to spin after you, and 70 cents is very much beatable... but that said, if you spin again, you run a high risk of going over. WEIGH YOUR DECISIONS CAREFULLY! Or not. See if I care.

pholtos · Post by **pholtos** » 9 years ago

Given it has a 7 in it, I will stay. :3
(Would do another 7 if I had gone on.)

Post by **YelseyKing** » 9 years ago

Very well, then. En Gardevoir, give us your best spin!

Gardenolva · Post by **Gardenolva** » 9 years ago

Post by **YelseyKing** » 9 years ago

35 cents. Not enough. Spin again!

Gardenolva · Post by **Gardenolva** » 9 years ago

Post by **YelseyKing** » 9 years ago

55 cents. That gives you a total of 90 cents, which means you're in the Showcase! We'll return after these all-important messages!

Post by **YelseyKing** » 9 years ago

Well, that was a long commercial break.

So, today's big winner is Wolfolotl! And our runner up is En Gardevoir! Both winners of their respective pricing games, I might add.

Anyway, you'll both be shown two Showcases full of prizes, after which you'll each get to place a bid on how much you think the total of the prizes are worth. The one who's closest to the actual retail value of their own Showcase without going over, will win. And if you're within $1,000 of the correct price, also without going over, you'll win *both* Showcases!

Now, since Wolfolotl is the bigger winner, xe'll get the opportunity to bid on the first Showcase shown, or pass it off to En Gardevoir and take a chance on the second one being more appealing.

That all said. What kind of Showcases do we have?

Ayjo: Our first Showcase is all about Meya and I trying to just get away from it all and relax.

Meya: There's nothing that says "relaxation" to me like a romantic dinner for two. You and a guest will get to experience the haute cuisine of the five-star Snob Hill Cafe, located in the heart of New York City! Everyone who's anyone goes there to partake of their world renowned delicacies.

Ayjo: It's the kind of place where they charge $50 for a glass of water, so you *know* it's fancy! Kind of a shame that I'm not exactly a wealthy cat, so a night at *that* place empties my wallet faster than a night in Vegas. I digress. Frankly, I'd just rather stay home and relax... in my new hot tub! From the Swirl Corporation, this 10x8 foot hot tub holds up to four adults comfortably. It's got like, jet nozzles and stuff. It's relaxing, man. Even though I'm a cat.

Meya: ...and he talks about *me* spending money. Well, in the end, we decided to split the difference and go camping... in our new camping trailer!

Ayjo: This 25-foot camper comes with running water, electricity, one of them cute little closet bathrooms, and like *three* beds! Yeah! No roughing it for us!

Meya: And this Showcase, in which we realize that relaxing is hard work...

Ayjo: ...can be yours, if the Price is Right!

Well, then. That was silly. So, Wolfolotl. Will you bid on this Showcase, or pass it to En Gardevoir?

Wolfolotl · Post by **Wolfolotl** » 9 years ago

god do I want that dinner and hot tub

I say 16,000 smackers

Post by **YelseyKing** » 9 years ago

All right, then. En Gardevoir, here's *your* Showcase.

Ayjo: En Gardevior, your Showcase is about travel. Be it by land, sea, or air, we have it all!

*Meya and another unnamed feline model ride out on shiny red bicycles*

Ayjo: For land travel, there's better ways to go than pedal power, but it's not like we're going to offer you a big prize right off. So here's a couple bikes! Adult-size, of course. None of that kiddie stuff. They're from Bikes Galore, and great for travel both on the road and off. Great for... biking. You know I suck at prize descriptions, right? Yeah. We'll even throw in helmets and knee and elbow pads, too.

Ayjo: When travelling across the sea, there are fewer better ways to go than...

*Meya rides on stage in the Price is Right Tugboat*

Ayjo: ...not the Price is Right Tugboat!

*doors swing opened, to reveal a sailboat*

Ayjo: But rather, a new sailboat! From CatSail, the world leader in cat-like aquatics, this 24-foot boat is perfect for a day on the lake, and comfortably fits six adults, four hound dogs, and the piggy we stole from the shed. Err... Wait. That sounds familiar somehow. Well, never mind.

Ayjo: I'll bet you're wondering where air travel fits into all this. Well. You won't be *flying* one, but you'll be *riding* an airplane on a trip... to Australia! You and a guest will fly round trip first class from wherever this show is recorded to Sydney, Australia, where you'll spend six nights and seven days exploring... whatever it is Australia has beyond lots and lots of deadly creatures. I think it has an opera house? And... kangaroos? And maybe boomerangs? I've never been there. How should I know?!

Ayjo: And this Showcase, which involves travel by land, sea, and air, can be yours, *if* the Price is Right!

So, En Gardevoir. How much would you say that Showcase is worth?

Gardenolva · Post by **Gardenolva** » 9 years ago

Whoopee! Moar bikes! Great.

I'll go with 17500

Post by **YelseyKing** » 9 years ago

Very well then, the bids have been placed. Wolfolotl, we'll start with you. You bid $16,000... and the actual retail price of your Showcase is... ooh. $32,878. For a difference of... $16,878.

Now, En Gardevoir... you bid $17,500. The actual retail price of *your* Showcase is... ... $17,865, for a difference of only $365! Yes! That means you're our very first...

*clang clang clang whoop whoop whooooooooooop!*
*confetti streams down from above*

And your winnings for the day come to...

Congratulations! And that does it for another exciting episode of the Talkhaus Price is Right! This is YK, reminding everyone to help control the pet population; have your pet spayed or neutered! Goodbye everybody!

*The Price is Right theme plays, as the credits roll and En Gardevoir and friends go over to check out all the prizes in *both* Showcases*

Ayjo: This show is not in any way, shape, or form, a Fremantle Media production! Though it's based on one. How about that?

*cut to the center of the stage as YK, En Gardevoir, Ayjo, Meya, and the rest of our lovely assistants wave to the camera*'

Xalnop · Post by **Xalnop** » 9 years ago

WHOO! Great show! encore encore!

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