the adventures of steve

[pholtos]

Eat key

[Pikabread]

>Inspect poster, to determine whether it is a mugshot of a topless woman or Kirby with a wig.

It's a POSTER of a super kawaii KAWIMON! Probably from some aminay. You are somewhat disappointed.

First things first, do the obvious thing and check behind the poster.

Sadly the POSTER is stapled to the WALL with STAPLES. I bet you wish you had a STAPLE REMOVER.

DENNIS

Sadly the direction DENNIS has not yet been unlocked. Once you beat the first campaign you can download the DENNIS DLC. Oooor you could keep playing with just NORTH, SOUTH, EAST and WEST. Your choice man suit yourself

Eat key

You ate the KEY. It's now lodged in your STOMACH. It's a good thing there's no KEYHOLE to this cell. (psssh. You should probably remember that the KEY is in your STOMACH because you might be able to use it later.)

push the 4th button

You pushed the FOURTH BUTTON. The RED one. millions and billions of red GUMDROPS begin pouring out of the celling. after a few minutes it stops, removing your fear of being drowned in RED GUMDROPS.

What do?

[Ivy]

Invert colors.

[pholtos]

You suddenly realize you have been walking using your arms all this time. Grow feet so as to be able to use your insanely long arms for good, and not evil.

[HamsterZerg]

Get Ye Flask

[7NameSam]

Inspect appendix

[metasomnia?]

Grow eyebrows to accent your face

[Xalnop]

Eat enough gumdrops to fill your stomach and push key back up and out.

[Dizzybelle]

>summon pholtos, Pagan deity of button covered panels