The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 1 - Goodbye Everybody!

[YelseyKing]

50 cent...err...cents. Spin again!

Calculation: Rolled a 16. 14+16=30, -20=10, x5=50.

[zmonbobbo]

Now for a 3! No whammies!

[YelseyKing]

55 cents... over by a nickel! That's some rotten luck... well, enjoy your prizes, and thanks for playing!

That means Whimsical Calamari will be going to the Showcase! Which we'll be getting to right after these messages.

Calculation: An 8 came up. 3+8=11, x5=55. Ouch.

[zmonbobbo]

Drats and curses! Oh well, time to play Demo Arcade Pinball or whatever it was til my fingers bleed.

[YelseyKing]

*show cuts back in, showing KobaBeach and Whimsical Calamari behind two podiums*

Here we are at today's Showcase! Today's big winner is KobaBeach! And today's runner up is Whimsical Calamari!

Now, how this final round works is, each of you will be shown a showcase full of prizes, and will then have a chance to bid on them. The one who comes closest to the actual retail value without going over will win everything in their showcase! And if you're within 1,000 of the actual price, you'll win *both* showcases!

Now, since KobaBeach is our big winner, he'll get to decide whether he wants to bid on the first showcase, or pass it to Whimsical Calamari, and take a chance on the second one.

For now, what have we got, Ayjo?

Ayjo: Our first showcase celebrates our very own Talkhaus!

*two models bring a computer on stage*

Ayjo: First off, you'll need one of these to access the Talkhaus, join in our collab projects, enter the Make a Good Level Contests, or watch raocow's LPs! A new computer! From Dull Corporation, this computer comes with 16 gigs of RAM, a 3 terabyte hard drive, and a processor that's... fast. It has like, four cores. That's a lot of cores, I think. Printer and flatscreen LCD monitor included.

Ayjo: Next...

*one of the doors opens, showing a trip graphic*

Ayjo: ...a trip to Canada, where our founder, raocow lives! You'll spend six nights and seven days in the luxurious Hotel Quebec. I think that's where raocow lives. And you'll get to enjoy fine French Canadian hospitality, like... uh... poutine. And... hockey? That's about the extent of my knowledge about Canada! Yeah! Meetup with raocow not included.

Ayjo: And finally, we wanted to give away Bowser's clown car from Super Mario World, because it's just so thematically appropriate, but wouldn't you know it? Bowser just wouldn't part with it. So you'll have to make do with this, instead...

*door swings opened, revealing a sports car*

Ayjo: ...a red hot sports car! It's the Dord Foal, the latest in very lazy parodies of popular models! Comes with four tires and ... you know, I really hate describing cars, because I don't know a freaking thing about them. It's fancy, though. Like something you'd see some guy in his 40s buy when he's trying to get past a mid-life crisis.

*cut back to the stage, where two models are shown trying to contain a bucking mechanical Yoshi*

Ayjo: And this Showcase, in which we *wanted* to also offer a horse, but were too afraid of it getting dropped down a bottomless pit, can be yours, if the Price is Right!

Well, then. Koba, will you bid on that Showcase, or pass it off to Whimsical Calamari and take your chances with the second Showcase?

[Dizzybelle]

[KobaBeach]

3 terabyte hard drive

(oh my god imagine all the gay furry porn i can put in there...)
FIVE THOUSAND AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

[YelseyKing]

All right. Now here's your showcase, Whimsical Calamari!

Ayjo: It's the ever-popular Nothing But Furniture Showcase!

*door #1 opens, revealing a kitchen set*

Ayjo: First, a new kitchen set! A fine oak dinette set with six chairs designed for maximum comfort. Also, this kitchen cabinet thingy which I know has an actual term but which I can't remember! It's also made of fine oak! And you'll be enjoying your dinner on this fine dinnerware! A set containing six plates, bowls, glasses, and a full set of silverware! All from Homes-R-We!

Ayjo: And after dinner, you can relax in...

*door #2 opens, revealing a living room set*

Ayjo: ...your new living room set! Comes with a big ol' overstuffed couch, a loveseat, and two recliners, all in a lovely(?) floral pattern! From The Furniture Makers Inc.

Ayjo: Finally... you didn't *really* expect we'd do a Nothing But Furniture Showcase on our *first* episode, now did you? Everyone hates those things! So your final prize is...

*door #3 opens, revealing a luxury car*

Ayjo: A new luxury car! It's the Catillac, from CatMotors Inc. Comes with oh hell I hate describing cars. But this one is fancy! It's got power steering, air conditioning and heating, a radio, a DVD player, leather seats, and more of that glorious "California Emission"! Seriously, the heck is that? Does it like, shoot out Rice-A-Roni or something?

Ayjo: And these prizes can all be yours, but if, and *only* if, the Price is Right!

Now then. What do you bid for these fabulous prizes?

[Dizzybelle]

[Whimsical Calamari]

[YelseyKing]

All right. We have our bids... And we'll start with KobaBeach.

You bid $5,099 on that prize package... that computer, trip to Canada, and new car... well... the actual retail price is... wow, $41,355. For a difference of $36,256.

And Whimsical Calamari, you bid $33,184 on a couple rooms of furniture and a lovely Catillac... Actual retail price of *that* Showcase is... $63,559, for a difference of... $30,375. Which means you're today's winner, with a grand total of...

...worth of prizes! Congratulations!

This is YK, thanking our lovely model for the day, bkamakaze, and also, of course, in true Bob Barker fashion, reminding you to help control the pet population: Have your pet spayed or neutered. Goodbye everybody!

*roll credits, accompanied by the Price is Right theme, as Whimsical Calamari and his friends go over and check out all his prizes*

Ayjo: This show has not been affiliated in any way, shape, or form with Fremantle Media!


Total Winners and Winnings as of Episode 1:

[Xalnop]

*clap clap clap clap clap* Whooo! Great game people! And congratulations to Freespririted Squid!