How would YOU take over the world?

[LiAS]

I would poke Obama in the eye, and brainwash him while he wasn't looking. Then I'd be the president.

[ano0maly]

how did you post in global

[GlitchedGhost]

It looks like anyone can post in global, what the hell

[Sorel]

I would kill everyone.

Then I would be the last man standing. Literally.

[Hoeloe]

Llamas. I don't believe this needs further explanation.

[sedron]

Where does the "forum game," part come into play?

[devil†zukin]

Where does the "forum game," part come into play?

i moved it here from global domination because it was spammy and random

[InsaneIntentions1]

With sex and candy, or a skeleton army

[HamsterZerg]

I would yell at both sides of the battle of Armageddon until they agreed to leave the world to its own devices. After that, I'd automatically be ruler of the world.

I'm pretty scary when I'm angry, I hear.

[Gardenolva]

I call upon the Gods/Godesses of the moon to help me enchant the biggest Moonblast that will strike at 11:59 PM (UTC +8).

[Leet]

I already have

[Willhart]

By taking over the Internet first.

[Wolfolotl]

I'll create a world in my head and worldbuild until it was as rich and lifelike and dynamic as our current one. when I already have a world that I have full control over, all I need to do is swap it for our current world without too many people noticing

[Willhart]

I'd declare myself as the world leader, and then keep it as a secret.