Compose a haiku about a video game
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Compose a haiku about a video game
Look at what I made
Five, Seven, Five syllables
That is the game's rules
Name a video game
In the form of a haiku
Tell stuff about it
I have not a clue
why I came up with this game
enjoy my dumb game
Five, Seven, Five syllables
That is the game's rules
Name a video game
In the form of a haiku
Tell stuff about it
I have not a clue
why I came up with this game
enjoy my dumb game
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Gotta be sneaky
But after I have a smoke
"!" fuck they saw me
That is okay though
I have been trained by the most elite
"Happy Boxing Day"(catchphrase)
I snoop across halls
and gain info. No, it can't!!
METAL GEAAAAAREAAEERRRRAEARRR*
*counts as 3
But after I have a smoke
"!" fuck they saw me
That is okay though
I have been trained by the most elite
"Happy Boxing Day"(catchphrase)
I snoop across halls
and gain info. No, it can't!!
METAL GEAAAAAREAAEERRRRAEARRR*
*counts as 3
RIP FISH NIPPLE BANNER
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Sam Fisher was great
Then Michael Ironside left
"Splinter Cell" stinks now
Then Michael Ironside left
"Splinter Cell" stinks now
The best part of waking up is...knowing where you are.
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
It all went so well
Until the Curse of Darkness
Dammit, McMillen
Until the Curse of Darkness
Dammit, McMillen
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Rolling through the snow
The Katamari must grow
A perfect snowman
The Katamari must grow
A perfect snowman
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
All my life, people have told me, "Gotta Go Fast."
I don't know how long my sanity will last.
I don't know how long my sanity will last.
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Do you not know what
a haiku is, kid? Five beats,
seven, five more, done
Choose a character
Fight! Punch, kick, grab the Smash Ball!
And the winner is...
edit: I FUCKED UP OH MY GOD REALLY you'd swear I can't count
a haiku is, kid? Five beats,
seven, five more, done
Choose a character
Fight! Punch, kick, grab the Smash Ball!
And the winner is...
edit: I FUCKED UP OH MY GOD REALLY you'd swear I can't count
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He captured!
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Compose a haiku about a video game
My god why this name
does Daraen sound better than
the universal name Robin?
does Daraen sound better than
the universal name Robin?
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
this game really is
more of a dating sim than
a strategy game
marry the loli
fuck the book of naga broke
grind against entombed
more of a dating sim than
a strategy game
marry the loli
fuck the book of naga broke
grind against entombed
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Zombies on my lawn
Get the fuck off that, you punks
I'll shoot peas at you
Get the fuck off that, you punks
I'll shoot peas at you
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Look how it goes
Five nights with two more
These animatronics are sure insane
Hunt them down, destroy them up
You're a Maverick Hunter
and peace you must restore to Reploids and humans again
Five nights with two more
These animatronics are sure insane
Hunt them down, destroy them up
You're a Maverick Hunter
and peace you must restore to Reploids and humans again
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Twelve doors in dream land:
Where the snow falls, one can find
A monster screaming
Where the snow falls, one can find
A monster screaming
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Sonic Adventure,
What the hell is up with this
raising Chao nonsense?
What the hell is up with this
raising Chao nonsense?
The best part of waking up is...knowing where you are.
FINALLY, SOME MOSTS USERBARS!
FINALLY, SOME MOSTS USERBARS!
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Looking for strong Ralts
I think I have a problem
Several days have passed
I think I have a problem
Several days have passed
Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Screw the main game stuffMaiku Wotaharu wrote:Sonic Adventure,
What the hell is up with this
raising Chao nonsense?
Raising Chao is where it's at
Because they're so cute!
Don't look for a RaltsLunatic Quark wrote:Looking for strong Ralts
I think I have a problem
Several days have passed
Just breed a good one instead
It's a lot quicker
If you need some help
I might have one with good stats
In Pokemon X
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Here's some, all about different games, with the game afterwards in spoilers:
[Girl and fairy team
Out for delicious profit
Capitalism, ho!]
[A beautiful land
Everyone's pretty racist
Fuck sabrecats though]
[Rooty tooty point
and shooty, search for shiny
-est meat bicycles]
[I just ate candy
Obviously it's poisoned
Good job, Queen Fuckup]
[A tale of fox girls
Fan service abounds, of course
Writing's so, so bad]
[Dun dun dun, dun dun
dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun
dun. Thanks, Bandai]
[The ninth fantasy
Brotag has a monkey tail
Totes not a plot point]
[Lolis with lasers
Indiscriminately fire
their hell death barrage]
Enjambment is fun
Probably not good practice
Fucks given: zero
[Girl and fairy team
Out for delicious profit
Capitalism, ho!]
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
[A beautiful land
Everyone's pretty racist
Fuck sabrecats though]
Skyrim
[Rooty tooty point
and shooty, search for shiny
-est meat bicycles]
Borderlands 2
[I just ate candy
Obviously it's poisoned
Good job, Queen Fuckup]
Long Live the Queen
[A tale of fox girls
Fan service abounds, of course
Writing's so, so bad]
Sakura Spirit
[Dun dun dun, dun dun
dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun
dun. Thanks, Bandai]
Digimon World 3
[The ninth fantasy
Brotag has a monkey tail
Totes not a plot point]
FFIX
[Lolis with lasers
Indiscriminately fire
their hell death barrage]
Pick a touhou, basically. Or any generic cute 'em up.
Enjambment is fun
Probably not good practice
Fucks given: zero
Broken image, apparently
Broken image
Broken image
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
Hey there everyone
Let's play a Mario hack [seasonal word] Mario
That was a demo
Let's play a Mario hack [seasonal word] Mario
That was a demo
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
I am not yet atsedron wrote: Don't look for a Ralts
Just breed a good one instead
It's a lot quicker
If you need some help
I might have one with good stats
In Pokemon X
A place where breeding happens
I'm silly, I know
Perhaps Tomorrow
I can accept your offer
If I don't succeed
Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
The mask's evil curse
On the eve of Carnival
The moon will fall down
The hero must search
Swamp, Mountain, Ocean, Canyon
The four who are there
On the eve of Carnival
The moon will fall down
The hero must search
Swamp, Mountain, Ocean, Canyon
The four who are there
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Must redeem myself
Nine lives in exhange for mine
My master told me
Find information
Must know my target before
I strike; where is best?
With a feather, I
follow through on my task
Shit, the whole town knows
The deed has been done
I return, to be mocked by
a man with one arm
Nine lives in exhange for mine
My master told me
Find information
Must know my target before
I strike; where is best?
With a feather, I
follow through on my task
Shit, the whole town knows
The deed has been done
I return, to be mocked by
a man with one arm
He captured!
raocow wrote:last night I had a dream where I finally understood what a 'birb' is, and turns out it's a collyflower
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Canned Meat, not weapon.
Hammer, now that's a weapon.
Evict Usurper.
Usurper hides true king.
Climb the tower, rescue him.
But wait! Dusty's here.
Slay usurper now,
then cross the mountain after
taking Dusty home.
Mountain trolls are mad,
they block the road for heroes.
Watch out for undead.
Far off to the north,
the usurper's castle will
soon belong to you.
Find the teddy bear,
find the old, lost teddy bear.
Fear the teddy bear.
Cats from afar come,
they pay homage to King James,
and ask for Hamster.
Jormungandling comes,
Hamster is bait for cat's plan,
Jormungandling eats.
They say that Hamster
found beneath the uvula
wild Viking man.
Hammer, now that's a weapon.
Evict Usurper.
Usurper hides true king.
Climb the tower, rescue him.
But wait! Dusty's here.
Slay usurper now,
then cross the mountain after
taking Dusty home.
Mountain trolls are mad,
they block the road for heroes.
Watch out for undead.
Far off to the north,
the usurper's castle will
soon belong to you.
Find the teddy bear,
find the old, lost teddy bear.
Fear the teddy bear.
Cats from afar come,
they pay homage to King James,
and ask for Hamster.
Jormungandling comes,
Hamster is bait for cat's plan,
Jormungandling eats.
They say that Hamster
found beneath the uvula
wild Viking man.
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Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
My brother mocks me
After he kills me again
"Time to tip the scales!"
Just you wait, you fool
For when I use Smash Stance to
Knock you out with 50%
After he kills me again
"Time to tip the scales!"
Just you wait, you fool
For when I use Smash Stance to
Knock you out with 50%
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IT'S CAPTAIN TOAD TIME
I'M READY FOR ADVENTURE
AUGHEGHWHEEOOHECH
I'M READY FOR ADVENTURE
AUGHEGHWHEEOOHECH
Re: Compose a haiku about a video game
An armless demon walks down a lane.
A one eyed demon just jumped.
And landed on me, the Furba.
A one eyed demon just jumped.
And landed on me, the Furba.