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Compose a haiku about a video game

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Compose a haiku about a video game

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Look at what I made
Five, Seven, Five syllables
That is the game's rules

Name a video game
In the form of a haiku
Tell stuff about it

I have not a clue
why I came up with this game
enjoy my dumb game
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575 haikus are crap
super mario
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Gotta be sneaky
But after I have a smoke
"!" fuck they saw me

That is okay though
I have been trained by the most elite
"Happy Boxing Day"(catchphrase)

I snoop across halls
and gain info. No, it can't!!
METAL GEAAAAAREAAEERRRRAEARRR*

*counts as 3
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Sam Fisher was great
Then Michael Ironside left
"Splinter Cell" stinks now
The best part of waking up is...knowing where you are.

FINALLY, SOME MOSTS USERBARS!
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It all went so well
Until the Curse of Darkness
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Rolling through the snow
The Katamari must grow
A perfect snowman
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All my life, people have told me, "Gotta Go Fast."

I don't know how long my sanity will last.
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Do you not know what
a haiku is, kid? Five beats,
seven, five more, done

Choose a character
Fight! Punch, kick, grab the Smash Ball!
And the winner is...

edit: I FUCKED UP OH MY GOD REALLY you'd swear I can't count
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Compose a haiku about a video game

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My god why this name

does Daraen sound better than

the universal name Robin?
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this game really is
more of a dating sim than
a strategy game

marry the loli
fuck the book of naga broke
grind against entombed
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Zombies on my lawn
Get the fuck off that, you punks
I'll shoot peas at you
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Look how it goes
Five nights with two more
These animatronics are sure insane

Hunt them down, destroy them up
You're a Maverick Hunter
and peace you must restore to Reploids and humans again
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Twelve doors in dream land:
Where the snow falls, one can find
A monster screaming
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Post by Maiku Wotaharu »

Sonic Adventure,
What the hell is up with this
raising Chao nonsense?
The best part of waking up is...knowing where you are.

FINALLY, SOME MOSTS USERBARS!
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Looking for strong Ralts
I think I have a problem
Several days have passed
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Maiku Wotaharu wrote:Sonic Adventure,
What the hell is up with this
raising Chao nonsense?
Screw the main game stuff
Raising Chao is where it's at
Because they're so cute!
Lunatic Quark wrote:Looking for strong Ralts
I think I have a problem
Several days have passed
Don't look for a Ralts
Just breed a good one instead
It's a lot quicker

If you need some help
I might have one with good stats
In Pokemon X
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Here's some, all about different games, with the game afterwards in spoilers:

[Girl and fairy team
Out for delicious profit
Capitalism, ho!]

Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale



[A beautiful land
Everyone's pretty racist
Fuck sabrecats though]

Skyrim



[Rooty tooty point
and shooty, search for shiny
-est meat bicycles]

Borderlands 2



[I just ate candy
Obviously it's poisoned
Good job, Queen Fuckup]

Long Live the Queen



[A tale of fox girls
Fan service abounds, of course
Writing's so, so bad]

Sakura Spirit



[Dun dun dun, dun dun
dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun
dun. Thanks, Bandai]

Digimon World 3



[The ninth fantasy
Brotag has a monkey tail
Totes not a plot point]

FFIX



[Lolis with lasers
Indiscriminately fire
their hell death barrage]

Pick a touhou, basically. Or any generic cute 'em up.



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Hey there everyone
Let's play a Mario hack [seasonal word] Mario
That was a demo
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sedron wrote: Don't look for a Ralts
Just breed a good one instead
It's a lot quicker

If you need some help
I might have one with good stats
In Pokemon X
I am not yet at
A place where breeding happens
I'm silly, I know

Perhaps Tomorrow
I can accept your offer
If I don't succeed
Yeah, normally I would just breed for one, but in this case I wanted to try and see if I could at least get a halfway decent one from using the dexnav, and admittedly spent way more time on it than a normal sane person would. If I got too annoyed with it, I'd probably just move on and worry about it later, but I'm not in too big of a rush right now.
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The mask's evil curse
On the eve of Carnival
The moon will fall down

The hero must search
Swamp, Mountain, Ocean, Canyon
The four who are there
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Must redeem myself
Nine lives in exhange for mine
My master told me

Find information
Must know my target before
I strike; where is best?

With a feather, I
follow through on my task
Shit, the whole town knows

The deed has been done
I return, to be mocked by
a man with one arm
He captured!
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Canned Meat, not weapon.
Hammer, now that's a weapon.
Evict Usurper.

Usurper hides true king.
Climb the tower, rescue him.
But wait! Dusty's here.

Slay usurper now,
then cross the mountain after
taking Dusty home.

Mountain trolls are mad,
they block the road for heroes.
Watch out for undead.

Far off to the north,
the usurper's castle will
soon belong to you.

Find the teddy bear,
find the old, lost teddy bear.
Fear the teddy bear.

Cats from afar come,
they pay homage to King James,
and ask for Hamster.

Jormungandling comes,
Hamster is bait for cat's plan,
Jormungandling eats.

They say that Hamster
found beneath the uvula
wild Viking man.
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My brother mocks me

After he kills me again

"Time to tip the scales!"



Just you wait, you fool

For when I use Smash Stance to

Knock you out with 50%
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IT'S CAPTAIN TOAD TIME
I'M READY FOR ADVENTURE
AUGHEGHWHEEOOHECH
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An armless demon walks down a lane.
A one eyed demon just jumped.
And landed on me, the Furba.
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