Compose a haiku about a video game

[Pikabread]

Everybody knows one's fifth grade teacher is the only trustworthy source of information in life.

well shit. I guess I don't have any trustworthy information.

Also I didn't realize they even said "words" this is just ridiculous its not even a haiku by your own standards dashdkjshgiulsdhfdkgjshdf

[HamsterZerg]

It's a multiverse,
So everything is canon.
Digimon is weird.

[tovarischkrasnyjeshi]

oh god no no no
no no no no no no no
no sonic 06


##technically, haiku is 5-7-5 morae https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mora_%28linguistics%29 but english being syllable timed not mora timed goes with 5-7-5 syllables
#mora timed haiku : e¹gō³ no⁴n⁵, lo¹quo²r³ la⁴tī⁵nē⁷, se¹d² ni³hi⁴l⁵ ; latin was weird

[KobaBeach]

Segata Sanshiro
Oh, Segata Sanshiro
Sega Saturn shiro

[Saturn Moriya]

Gunbird 2, my love
No one respects you enough
Lion you should play

[Maiku Wotaharu]

I went down a mine.
I died, then started over.
Everything changed!

[Wolfolotl]

click on everything
solve a sea-themed mystery
Luther must shut up

[No Lynch]

I miss my father
Napoleon is a jerk
I must stop him now

[alleightbits]

In a land of cubes
There's a bunch of hostile mobs
Mine, craft, and murder.

[Pikabread]

Lemon mishap here
Bob's rotten head sucks too
Lost needs the D6

[alleightbits]

You are an angel,
In a vast land with felines.
Go and find them all.

everybody cat
planet tonight like it was
fifteen ninety-nine

[Kshaard]

video
games what are
they even

[TheFinalSentinel]

video
games what are
they even

*shakes head derisively*

[BurntTenda]

Mashing buttons will
Help you win against people
It is now Kombat Time.


Eating pellets in
Strange ghost-filled, maybe graveyard
I need them ghosts BLUE

Please don't hurt meh.

[TheFinalSentinel]

Mashing buttons will
Help you win against people
It is now Kombat Time.

It¹ is² now³ Kom⁴bat⁵ Time^....

Please don't hurt meh.

[BurntTenda]

It¹ is² now³ Kom⁴bat⁵ Time^....

Darn. I swear I can count!

[Xalnop]

Horikawa says,
"These are not haiku", maybe
she can show us how

[Pikabread]

I wonder what's for
Dinner, oh boy I'm so hung
ry I could eat an

[No Lynch]

Flow with the rhythm
Lots of crazy things happen
It's most of the fun

[BurntTenda]

Safer Sephiroth
Has many attacks, such as
Super Nova, end

Cloud has a big sword
He can do damage with it
And the Omnislash

[HamsterZerg]

Lots of guns to use.
Lots of non-gun weapons, too.
Capture control points!

[Maiku Wotaharu]

The places I go
City guards with same excuse:
Arrow in the knee

[alleightbits]

This is not dancing
Stepping in time to arrows
Looks pretty stupid

[TheFinalSentinel]

This is not dancing
Stepping in time to arrows
Looks pretty stupid

DDR is great
Now what were you just saying?
(May he Rest In Peace)

[Rixithechao]

Kill them with kindness
Go date a cool skeleton
Or have a bad time