the linedance kid

[july]

>Combine RED FIVE and BLUE FIVE into PURPLE FIVE.

[Cubewano]

>take reverse card
also
>wonder how he knew where the "magik powers" clause was with no eyes

[metasomnia?]

Attach the wooden eye where your stump is

[Mikkofier]

Ignore thug, he's harmless. Get milk!

[Snakebite969]

>Remove other table legs, to check its magical properties

[Sorel]

>Arms growing out of the evil eye, consuming the thug. +1up!

[Cubewano]

>find out how it ends

[Holy]

>Combine RED FIVE and BLUE FIVE into PURPLE FIVE.

You combine the cards to create the rare PURPLE FIVE. As there are no other purple cards in existence, it'll be harder to play this one, but hey, at least you've got UNO again.

>take reverse card
>wonder how he knew where the "magik powers" clause was with no eyes

As you reach for the thug's REVERSE card, the very fabric of space-time bends around you.
You'd forgotten Newton's Second Law of UNO: Any action that violates the rules of UNO (such as taking an opponent's card) is physically impossible.

The thug grins.
What kind of a yellow-bellied idiot doesn't even know about Newton's Second Law of UNO, the thug thinks to himself smugly. Even I, with no eyes, memorized the entire UNO rulebook in my mandatory UNO studies classes.

>Attach the wooden eye where your stump is

I bet he's a real special kind of idiot, the thug continues, I bet this idiot's doin' somethin' real idiot-like right now! I bet he's doing somethin' like shoving a wooden eye into an open wound! A wooden eye that until moments ago rolled around in the germ-infested mucus lining of my eye socket!
The thug lets out a hearty guffaw.

>Ignore thug, he's harmless.

You stroll past the thug. You're not about to take any of this internal monologue criticism from him.



The thug grows angry. You can't leave. You can't just leave like that! It's a shame, too...the thug was even prepared to tell you about the REVERSE card's secret weakness! The fact that just as any damage done to him transfers to you, any damage he does to you transfers to him!!

After all the hard work he put into this! All the extensive preparations he took, all the black-market deals and arrangements he had to make to get his hands on this card...and you're LEAVING!?

Oh no you're not. Not even if this thug has to come over there and get you himself.



The two-legged table tips over.



The thug lands on your severed RIGHT ARM, thus breaking his own by way of the REVERSE card.

>Get milk!

And you've finally got some milk to help with that horrible stomachache. You trade your second hat for some cheap alcohol to wash it down with.

>_

[pholtos]

Trade purple uno card for the bartender's glorious moustache. Equip said moustache.

[metasomnia?]

KLEPTOMANIAC POWERS ACTIVATE!
Parkour your way over the bar and snatch the key hanging behind the bartender!

[Sorel]

> Take the thug's mug.

[Mikkofier]

Ask bartender about Linedance Kid.

[Snakebite969]

>play darts

[Mikkofier]

Is this dead?

[Snakebite969]

I think so

[Mikkofier]

Hiatus confirmed via pm, we'll wait.

Well I wanna keep it going but I pretty much had to stop as I'm ultra busy right now. Hopefully when everything calms down at work and everything else I can get back into it.