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Fusion Chamber

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Fusion Chamber

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Because the other games seem way too straightforward.

So this is a game I saw in another forum (that I’m actually not a member of), and it seemed kinda fun. I actually posted this the night before the Great Talkhaustrophe, so you may or may not have caught a glimpse of it before it blinked out of existence.

Anyways, welcome to the Fusion Chamber.
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Put in up to four things, and someone else decides what they fuse into. Whatever you put for someone else’s result doesn’t exactly have to be related, but it’s more fun if it is. Exempli gratia (this is the other forum’s example):
α wrote:I insert a pit bull and a collie.
β wrote:You get a dog that bites off your head, then runs for help.
I insert…
And yeah! I’ll start:

I insert a mattress and a paper bag.
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(what sound does the mind make?)
(this, probably)
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Unaniem
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A get a mattress filled with 20% JUICE nothing but paper.

I put in a :ugeek: and a :arrow:.
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You get a really geeky One Direction fan.

I insert a toothpick and a car tire.
Because Touhou OCs can in fact exist, sounds fake I know.

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You get roadkill on a stick.

I insert a Ninja, and a belly dancer.
That crazy voice dude
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You somehow get Tsunade on her day off.

I put in Charlie Brown, Redbeard and Professor Plum.
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You get a philosophical pirate that looks like Michael Rosen.

I insert cough syrup and a chair.
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You get a chair that helps you get over your cough. Use as directed.

I put in a copy each of Scribblenauts and Drawn to Life.
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You get a game where you actually assume the role of God. So like, a Sims developed by 5th Cell, or something.

I insert Yoshi and a diploma.
(what sound does the mind make?)
(this, probably)
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You get a Yoshified version of Brainy Smurf.

I insert the US Government, Google+ and the Talkhaus.
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Unaniem made a Bad Future in Talkhaus Zone 1
(picture what happened to YT, mixed with extra censorship)

In goes the following:
  • A copy of TimeSplitters 2.
  • The ghost of a smilodon.
  • Tesse from Waku Waku 7.
dohz wrote:You get a game where you actually assume the role of God.
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you get a supposedly really good timespliters game that no one has ever heard of staring a ghost lion thing that no one has heard of either

I insert kobabeach and a copy of atlas shrugged
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Out pops KobaBeach, unharmed by your icky fact-like stuff. Then again, he mentioned something about 'the economic situation of talkhausia', so...

I insert Rick Astley and Alexander Haddaway.
My avatar is cloudy with a chance of babies.
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You get a lounge singer who's obsessed with love songs and interrupting the background music on a whim. Also, nobody can tell where he's from by looking at him alone.

I put in an unstoppable force, an immovable object, and a witnessing scientist.
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You get a disintegrated scientist - everything else disintegrates too.

I put in a wick and a human ear.
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You get a candle made of human earwax.

I put in a nuclear bomb and the cure to cancer.
Because Touhou OCs can in fact exist, sounds fake I know.

I can't change my username but I go by Vali/Claire now (aka call me Vali or Claire at your leisure ^^).

I never update this currently playing section anymore, it's probably an RPG or something.

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You obtain a slightly different looking bomb. Inside, unknowingly to you, contains both explosives and the cure to MULTIPLE cancers.
I insert Aposke and 8flight
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Re: Fusion Chamber

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You get never ending questions with an accent.

I insert Argumentable and a comic book.
That crazy voice dude
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You get a gay comic about Argumentable and Limepie written and illustrated by GrimDarkening.

I insert a pad coffee machine and a thousand liters of kerosene.
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you get
flaming
hot coffee
man what a
hot
idea
(im so sorry)
I insert Rikun's RAOD fan fiction and green paint
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You get a lemon and lime story. (Ohoho, fanfiction terminology jokes).

I insert... four slices of toast, Lady Gaga, and a very angry pitbull.
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You get a strangely intelligent pitbull who gets tempered whenever anyone questions their toast outfit.

I insert the concept of delay, a vase filled with roses, Polyphemus and a bunch of mitochondria.
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You get a Polyphemus who waited too long to confess his love, and now he’s too late. In his grief, he dies from an overplus of mitochondria. That’s totallly a thing that can happen.

I insert a hibiscus, a janitor, an invitation card, and blue anime hair.
(what sound does the mind make?)
(this, probably)
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You get a janitor who gives you the hibiscus before admitting his crush on you and wants to invite you to the cosplay party happening at his place.

I insert Youtube, a Concorde airplane and James Cameron.
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You get a YouTube upload of an hour-long documentary about how Avatar was inspired by one particular plane trip which flew over the rainforests of Borneo. But you only get to watch the opening credits before YouTube takes it down and nukes the house of the uploader, simply because Mr. Cameron hasn't even greenlit it for any kind of release whatsoever.

I put in a smartphone with autocorrect functionality, a Hungarian-French dictionary, and a webpage explaining txtspk for people new to the Internet.
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You get a Hungarian tutorial from the '45+' series named: "Being hip and the Internet: Knowing the bastards"

bastards*
the bastards*
the basics*

I insert a Tumblr post with 50.000+ notes, a half-empty glass of milk and a bunch of asocial hooligans.
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