The incredibly terrible story

[PlatinumTriforce]

Their unique experiences shape their ways of life, affecting everyone around them, or no one at all.

[PlatinumTriforce]

"Kitty, get down from that tub!" said the innocent little girl to what was obviously not a young feline.

[KobaBeach]

Kitty merged with the young girl, forming Kawaii Anime Catgirl #28765, and then proceeded to fly towards Jupiter to battle a giant Eggplant Wizard, who threatened to turn the entire solar system into eggplants for no discernible reason.

[limepie20]

Mother always told me, "whack all them kitties 'til their heinies turn red," so I slapped that kitten on its butt until my face was covered with tears and sweat; I felt like a murderer, but I knew it was only the right thing to do after watching my father rip out the entrails of deer on numerous occasions to feed the family.

[Ashan]

But I digress; if you were put in the same situation that I was where you couldn't even trust the landscaping around you, would you have reacted in the same way?

[pholtos]

With that said I decided to surf on snow in the desert, and in doing so found the part of the truth I had been searching for.

[KobaBeach]

But then, I was attacked by spooky skeletons with hyper-realistic blood dripping from their ribcages, attempting to throw me overboard into the vat of acid below.

[Aposke]

Just as they were about to throw me in, I yelled "How are you guys even standing upright, I mean you're nothing but bones, like, literally man.", and as the skeletons realized this, they crumbled in defeat.

[limepie20]

The piles of bones reminded me of the evil carnage of war, and brought back PTSD flashbacks from the Second Italo-Ethiopian War.

[KobaBeach]

After going through a seizure episode due to the wartime flashbacks, I remembered my quest for The Six Crystal Cabbages™, and thus, I headed north, in direction of the Sapphire Gazebo of Legends®.

[PlatinumTriforce]

Oh man, suddenly we're in first person.

I only realized too late that these things were copyrighted material as I was slammed down by fourth wall-breaking executive demons into a hell equivalent, only with thousands and thousands of horrific bootleg games.

[Validon98]

There was only one way to end this hell, I feared. PLAY EVERY SINGLE ONE. After playing for a few hours, however, I threw the controller at the TV in disgust, which shattered the TV screen entirely.

[KobaBeach]

Before I knew it, the TV dragged me within, made my clothes super-fashionable and gave me glasses, and before i knew it, I had to battle a demonic version of me, a shadow, if you will, which looked like a mix between me and Kitty.
i need to play the personas some day
i have a chipped ps2 so eh
also persona 3 and 4 are pretty cheap online i think

[freelop]

And they all lived happily ever after

[lukaramu]

And they all lived happily ever after

THE END.

[KobaBeach]

And then Ganon came back from the dead and stole the Triforce of Wisdom from Zelda or something, and thus, it's up to Link to save the day once again!

this is a zelda fanfic now
i was playing zelda 1 recently

[Frozelar]

What the hell is a Zelda, nobody likes that anyways. Let's talk about how Kitty went to the underworld and bought shoes for a horrifically high price, but didn't realize this until she got home and then decided to rebel against the universe. Why universe, just why.

I am so good at contributing

[PlatinumTriforce]

We're not making this a Zelda fanfic

Kitty was fed up, and thought out her revenge with years of planning that will be skipped because it's really boring, and eventually confronted the store a decade later, hungry for payback.

[KobaBeach]

Kitty felt monumental rage building within her small kitten body, as she took the store and completely obliterated it with all her might, leaving nothing but dust and debris, thus, Kitty's blood thirst finally began.

[Dollop of Mayo]

Kitty spat upon the wreckage of the vile storefront which had so wronged her. Something shiny caught her eye, and she dug it out of the rubble. It was a completely ordinary bronze lamp, all cliche Arabian-style and everything! Yup. Totally ordinary. OR WAS IT?

[KobaBeach]

Kitty rubbed the lamp with her paw and Marina Liteyears came out, who then proceeded to drag her into the lamp, into a world made entirely out of Brie cheese and Anime figurines.

Kitty spat upon the wreckage of the vile storefront which had so wronged her. Something shiny caught her eye, and she dug it out of the rubble. It was a completely ordinary bronze lamp, all cliche Arabian-style and everything! Yup. Totally ordinary. OR WAS IT?

it's only one sentence mayo guy

[Dollop of Mayo]

Why am I the first person you're crackin' down on?

[PlatinumTriforce]

Why am I the first person you're crackin' down on?

You're fine, just make sure to keep future ones at one sentence. If you want just use run-on sentences like me

Anyway,
As Kitty gazed upon the voluminous amount of cheese before her, she remembered her brutal cheese-eating training given to her by the respectable Master Takahashi of Hudson Soft, and knew that the day had come to put it to use.

[Frozelar]

She ate cheese.

[Sturg]

However, she had trouble digesting all that lactose and began to bloat, so she decided to take two lactaid pills and call it a day.