The Talkhaus Talk House Thread

[InsaneIntentions1]

I don't mean he was pissed, shemp. I meant he was extremely intoxicated. (and yes I know what you meant)

[Maiku Wotaharu]

Don't look at me, I didn't sell him any booze. *whistles nonchalantly*

[Doctor Shemp]

I don't mean he was pissed, shemp. I meant he was extremely intoxicated. (and yes I know what you meant)

Dammit if I want to use my own country's slang and expect everyone else to understand me then I will, you hear me?

Plus you now know the word "munt" if you ever visit here.

[InsaneIntentions1]

Don't look at me, I didn't sell him any booze. *whistles nonchalantly*

Maybe puking his brains out will make him quit

[Maiku Wotaharu]

You know what I hate? Shoplifters.

[Maiku Wotaharu]

You know what I hate? Shoplifters.

Racist.

I try to respect and be friendly with everybody, but when you decide to run out of my store with 18-packs of beer without paying, I better not see your face again...

[Ashan]

So this is what Let's Plays have come to.



For context, read this:
http://notch.net/2014/03/lets-talk-about-zexyzek/

For some reason the kid noticed that there was a line in the terms and conditions for making Minecraft videos that said "no trolling" so he emailed Mojang about it and they were like "I guess you can't" so he posted a video of himself literally crying despite the fact that nobody said he had to remove all of his videos, and that he has 700,000 subscribers and I doubt everyone would leave just cause he made a normal video.

Why do these people get 700k subscribers?

[Bwarch]

http://notch.net/2014/03/lets-talk-about-zexyzek/

As for subscribers, right place at the right time Ashan, that's all there is to it most of the time.

Edit: Did I really miss that you linked that link in your post?

Godsdamn. I blame sleep deprivation.

[Jesuiscontent]

I too liked to cry and lie to get attention

When I was 6

[Ashan]

Oh, boy. Daddy says he's ungrounded from playing his video games so he's happy again.

[kilon]

Oh, boy. Daddy says he's ungrounded from playing his video games so he's happy again.
video

Never heard of him. Would have preferred to have kept it that way.

[freelop]

Negative attention is still attention

[Ashan]

Yeah, God forbid he gets an extra 10 views from Talkhaus, clearly I'm just shoving cash into his wallet.

[Doctor Shemp]

Not crying though, because that would be weak

a) That's a bare-faced lie
b) His intonation on that makes me think that was beaten into him at some point, especially after the later line "trying to mask the emotion"
c) Pretty sure your legs shaking falls under the same category of weakness

I'm very sorry to all the people I've trolled

Really? I doubt it. Why would you be sorry about something that got you a silver plaque and a wall of fan-mail?

This would be the perfect video for Retsupurae to look at if they weren't banned from using other people's faces without their permission.

[InsaneIntentions1]

You know what I hate? Shoplifters.

Racist.

that's my line

[InsaneIntentions1]

You'd like that though

[Maiku Wotaharu]

Let me get the camera ready.

[Doctor Shemp]

Oh, boy. Daddy says he's ungrounded from playing his video games so he's happy again!

I only just saw this one and it's somehow much, much more insufferable than the first one. I think it's him repeatedly saying that "hate mail is bad" while at the same time saying "you guys' hate mail saved me. Thanks guys, well done!" What a little shit.

Also, I don't know how much YouTube ad revenue is exactly, but if you're uploading a video each day and each one gets around 65000 views, that's surely enough ad revenue to move out of your parents' house.

[Bwarch]

Also, I don't know how much YouTube ad revenue is exactly, but if you're uploading a video each day and each one gets around 65000 views, that's surely enough ad revenue to move out of your parents' house.

http://www.reelseo.com/youtube-partner-earnings/

http://ytcalc.com/

According to this dangle he could be earning anywhere from 20$ to 160$ per video, rounding off.

Ad revenue from what I gather is different for each user based on a lot of things, so.

If we take the median of that, 90$ per video, if he uploads a video a day and gets exactly 65,000 views on each, he'd be making 2,700$ per month, using an average 30 day month.

That's definitely enough for an apartment, at the very least, I think.

[swirlybomb]

ARGH I MISSED THE DISCUSSION ON CATS

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY PHOTOS ON HAND AT THE MOMENT ANYWAY URG I NEED TO GET SOME





Law of Kirby 3: the cat is always the best partner.

[Maiku Wotaharu]

So I finally got to see my mom after she had her surgery. She is doing wonderfully. She wanted to show off this new trench coat she bought...

I'm just so happy I got to see her.

[Bean]

I'm glad your mom is still on the road to recovery, Maiku.

Edit: On a less important note, that YT discussion always makes me wonder if I should have done AdSense on stuff when I had the chance. I just never felt right making money off of other people's work, though, so eh. I guess it's all good since the people that watch my videos are generally calm. Besides, it probably wouldn't work out anyway considering that PayPal link I had up there for awhile now has done much of anything for me, either. Oh well!

[freelop]

Mods please rename this thread to "what's on your mind?"

[Aposke]

Mods please rename this thread to "what's on your mind?"

Capitalize the "w" in "what" and I'm in on it

[docopoper]

Oh god - I'll never unsee that now.