The Talkhaus Talk House Thread

[dohz]

Heh, I always address my cats as “cat” and “other cat,” depending on who I see first. They have names, but I only ever call them “cat” or some derivative ‘cause their company makes me stupid.

[InsaneIntentions1]

My cat fluffy needs all the love http://imgur.com/BfZ2ai6

[Unaniem]

Everybody share pictures of your cats: http://i.imgur.com/Th5UjFQ.jpg

[Unaniem]

Your cat looks sick.

[pholtos]

Someone say it's time to post cat pictures?

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[Doctor Shemp]

Actually the cat we used to have new his name and would come to it unless he had something better to do, probably involving killing something or bullying something else. In case you couldn't tell I was not a fan of that cat. He was also proof that repeated concussions are really, really bad: he got in fights very regularly and lost nearly all, suffering head wounds often, and towards the end he seemed to get stupider and stupider as well as more and more malicious to everyone.

[Bwarch]

This is why we can't have nice things, here at the Talkhaus.

[RedMageSusie]

My girlfriend has the fluffiest cat http://oi61.tinypic.com/2jfy3jm.jpg

[InsaneIntentions1]

My girlfriend has the fluffiest cat http://oi61.tinypic.com/2jfy3jm.jpg

Fluffy is still cuter

[GlitchedGhost]

I've been mass-cleaning the house because my roommate has been neglectful the past week with chores. Originally I was just planning on doing the dishes, but now it's like -CLEANING MODE ENGAGED- and suddenly the whole kitchen is almost clean. If my back isn't horribly sore after I'm done there I want to do the bathroom as well.
I just worked six days in a row, the least she could've done was the dishes. Sigh.

[dohz]

cat cat

[raocow]

aw mannnnn....

Really jonesin' for a feline companion again. One day I'll move out of this place to somewhere were you can have pets...

[Fidget]

Get several dogs, twice as many cats, and at least two talking birds. And a farm animal. It will add an element of chaos that everyone needs at some point, even if they don't know it. Also they will make noises during your LP's and overshadow you in popularity.

[Mata Hari]

aw mannnnn....

Really jonesin' for a feline companion again. One day I'll move out of this place to somewhere were you can have pets...

Get a hamster and hide it somewhere. People think hamsters are lame but secretly they are not.

[RedMageSusie]

Ugh, I hate my goddamn voice so much.

Had a choir rehearsal. I was pretty much the only tenor there (one other guy showed up for half an hour). Except I'm not a real tenor. And my voice sucks. And I swear, doesn't matter how much I practice, I mess up way too much, especially if I'm alone on a part. And my voice kept giving out near the end. Had to have the conductor support me the entire time because I suck. Just feel so frigging demoralized.

[Aposke]

Tangled has the WORST german disney translation EVER.

[Bwarch]

To be fair it's not even that good of a movie so nbd, really.

[InsaneIntentions1]

I sure wish Heavy Sigh would do commentary for the next part of my lp already

[Money]

To be fair it's not even that good of a movie so nbd, really.

I disagree.

[Maiku Wotaharu]

Can't wait to be off tomorrow. I haven't had a Sunday off in a long time, I don't know what to do....

[Bwarch]

Shovel Knight releasing at the end of this month, huminahuminahuminahuminahuminahumina~

[zmonbobbo]

Debate hangovers are worse than alcohol hangovers, I swear.

[InsaneIntentions1]

My younger brother came home piss drunk and is now passed out with vomit everywhere with his face in the toilet

[InsaneIntentions1]

is he drowning????

SAVE HIM YOU LAZY BUTTHOLE

man who died and made you his brother you sure suck at it

He's alive and I gave him water. The disgusting part is is hat fell in the toilet with his vomit

[Doctor Shemp]

is he drowning????

SAVE HIM YOU LAZY BUTTHOLE

man who died and made you his brother you sure suck at it

He's alive and I gave him water. The disgusting part is is hat feel in the toilet with his vomit

If it was a fedora, I have no sympathy. I have no indication that it was, I just thought I'd throw that out there. Also, who gets that pissed then comes home before they munt? I thought the standard protocol was:
1. Go out
2. Get pissed
3. Fail to hook up (or alternatively, succeed until the point where you're recreating a certain Dead Kennedys song)
4. Get in a fight for a really bad reason
5. Throw up everywhere
6. Pass out at the party or pass out in the car of the guy driving you home

Coming home because you're too pissed to function would require that you realise that you're too pissed to function which seems to me to be a contradiction in terms. If you're pissed enough to be munting profusely and passing out then surely you're way past the point where you can make rational decisions.