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Falky wrote:Note to drivers - don't go flying through red lights. Cheers.

Nah mate it was pink

I love harassing cats.

metasomnia wrote:I love harassing cats.

You're TERRIBLE

Jesuiscontent wrote:

metasomnia wrote:I love harassing cats.

You're TERRIBLE

Note: I said HARASSING not harming or killing or causing pain in any way.
Because trolling them is fun.

alex2 wrote:yeah you go girl fuck cats

Why do people keep saying that?
You're the fourth person to suggest such a thing.

Edit: I realize now that I am a complete moron. Ignore this post.

man making cats angry is the best thing.

and y'all know I'm a cat lover

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Horikawa Otane wrote:I hate fellowship applications.

They're all "OMFG TELL ME WHY YOUR RESEARCH IS IMPORTANT"

And I'm all "BITCH PLEASE I CAN GO ON FOR HOURS ON HOW THIS HASN'T BEEN DONE YET AND WHY IT NEEDS TO BE"

And they're all "BUT DO IT IN TWO DOUBLE SPACED PAGES"

and like a solid 1/3 of a page is always spent on your personal bullshit backstory on how Japan descended from the clouds when you were a child and blessed you in some unique way that made you passionate about Japanese. Like wtf do you want dudes.

WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME.

your mortal soul

You forgot to mention the procreation of the deities...

[12:05:45 AM] Horikawa Otane: tbh i'd totally date raocow. Get on it, dude

Horikawa Otane wrote:

InsaneIntentions1 wrote:[12:05:45 AM] Horikawa Otane: tbh i'd totally date raocow. Get on it, dude

[0:07:37] Horikawa Otane: also, I don't date online period

Move to Canadia land

I pester my cat all the time, just cause it is a lot of amusing to annoy the hell out of her. It's all in good fun and if she does get too annoyed, I leave her be.

InsaneIntentions1 wrote:[12:05:45 AM] Horikawa Otane: tbh i'd totally date raocow. Get on it, dude

I bet some other females of the raocow fanbase would be inclined to agree, haha.

On a more hilarious, albeit slightly spooky note, my roommate's mom stays with us every few weeks or so. She put up these Christmas bell lights leading to the downstairs, where her and her boyfriend stay. They haven't been with us for a few days though, and today we went downstairs to check on their things and found out that those bells play music. because the lights were blinking and playing some sort of Christmas tune, when they're normally just a constantly on.
Her mom hasn't been here for a few days, and neither of us have been downstairs during that time. Even if someone was, it's a pretty solid button you have to hit a few times to get them to blink that way and a different switch to get it to play music. It's not like someone just happened to brush against it to get it to do that.

My cat is annoying so I think it's only fair I get to annoy him in return. We have a mutual understanding

dr_kraid wrote:My cat is annoying so I think it's only fair I get to annoy him in return. We have a mutual understanding

That sounds like my cat. Woke up from a nap to find out she decided to shred some newspaper that I use the line my cockatiel's cage.
Sigh.

I like to sometimes spook my cat a little by just saying "BOO!" semi-loudly when he's sitting on my lap. He gets over it a couple seconds later if I pet him a little again, and a cat's spooked expression is basically the best thing ever. (Next to fluffiness mmmmm)

Sometimes at my girlfriend's house, I'll wait for her cats to get nice and comfortable...and then start playing her drum kit. Or mash notes on the piano. Both are fun.

Her cats are weird though. One of them loves playing in water and will try to steal people's broccoli.

My cat gets super excited when you chase her around the house. She loves it. I swear you can see fire trails behind her when she really gets into it.

Does anybody who owns only a single cat ever refer to it by its actual name? I know I don't.

I miss my Brimstone. Thanks, guys...

Your new phone sucks a fat one.

dr_kraid wrote:Your new phone sucks a fat one.

Well, the video is more than three years old and that phone has since bit the dust.

dr_kraid wrote:Does anybody who owns only a single cat ever refer to it by its actual name? I know I don't.

Mine gets called either by her name, or one of her two nicknames(Furball and Cabbit). Largely depends on what she's doing at the time.

dr_kraid wrote:Does anybody who owns only a single cat ever refer to it by its actual name? I know I don't.

My mother was brilliant and named our cat Big Boy. I just call him Biggun because holy hell does Big Boy sound awkward to call out loud for various reasons.

The owners before us had a better name overall I think. Leon.

I can understand calling a cat by its name if you have two, but if you have one why bother

Actually, if I had >1 I probably wouldn't either.

Well, that just seems rude. My family's one cat is always called by name.

dr_kraid wrote:I can understand calling a cat by its name if you have two, but if you have one why bother

Actually, if I had >1 I probably wouldn't either.

We do have two but they're never really in the same room/vicinity because reasons, but even if that wasn't the case I would still call them by their names instead of what I think you're suggesting. "Cat" would just be weird.