The Haus of Talk Thread

[7NameSam]

mario

[7NameSam]

luigi

[Zha Hong Lang]

your mom's face

[7NameSam]

mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario mario

[Zha Hong Lang]

What the mario did you just mario-ing say about me, you little mario? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Soap Squadron, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on mario, and I have over 300 confirmed cleans. I am trained in Bubble cleaning and I’m the top janitor in the entire US cleaned forces. You are nothing to me but just another mario. I will wipe you the mario out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my mario-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that mario to me over the Internet? Think again, mario-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of soaps across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Merio. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call mario. You’re mario-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can clean you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cleaning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Clean Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dishes off the face of the continent, you little mario. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mario-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you mario idiot. I will mario fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re mario-ing dead, kiddo.

[Rixithechao]

mario butts bubbles the monkey bubbles the monkey

[Whimsical Calamari]

iron chef mario batali

[Coryman]

"what do you want to do when you're older?"
"Well, I wanna buy a mountain with a couple friends, farm yaks and assorted veggies, slowly outfit the yaks in chainmail, make swords, besiege the nearest village, and create my own monarchy."

I can never answer truthfully when people ask. I have to make up something dull like lab technician

[rena]

https://store.iam8bit.com/products/stre ... ry-edition

WARNING: Use of this reproduction game cartridge (the “Product”) on the SNES gaming hardware may cause the SNES console to overheat or catch fire

[Ashan]

So you can get an original CIB copy of SF2 for SNES for like $30 on ebay, or you can get a $100 reproduction cart that might start your SNES on fire. Jee what a great deal.

[BurntTenda]

Capcom
Please
Give us MHXX localized
I need it

[Whimsical Calamari]

WARNING: Use of this reproduction game cartridge (the “Product”) on the SNES gaming hardware may cause the SNES console to overheat or catch fire

how does that even work

what makes the repro different
what could possibly make an snes catch fire aside from directly messing with the hardware itself
what is going on

[Ashan]

The cartridge is filled with hot lava

[Zha Hong Lang]

Hi, talkhaus!

[CrappyBlueLuigi]

the talkhaus says hello!

[Zha Hong Lang]

thanks, talkhaus!

[Unaniem]

It might interest you to know that 'Demo', the name of the titular character from the hit retro-indie game "Super Demo", is actually short for 'Demonstration'.

[Ashan]

Last sleep in my bed in the house I've lived in since I was in 3rd grade.
I mean, I'm just moving away for a year and then I'll be back to finish my degree, but it'll be my first time away from home. Big move is tomorrow and it's weird that it's actually happening now that it's here.

[Coryman]

I went to an early start week at university, so I could find my way around and meet people before classes start. It was fun, and I met a bunch of people. But now it's that awkward in between time, where the event is over and the field where everything happened is empty, but the rest of the students aren't showing up for another few days, and it's surprisingly dull... Honestly, the transition from the early start to this might have been worse than home life to early start

[SAJewers]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/171724738?t=01h52m38s

So Desert Bus in VR is now a thing

[BurntTenda]

Now we have immersive boredom

[TaviTurnip]

Semi-annual post in which we

[Ashan]

I went to a burger and gelato place today and I think I fell in love with the waitress.

[Zha Hong Lang]

Hey, Listen!

[raekuul]

Hello!